Pause Ponder and Paint

Remember this guy? Who the heck knew what he was doing? Well some folks stirred things up with their comments and they were so wide ranging that they have no fear of being tarred with the same brush. Let's get started, shall we?

I hope folks don't think I'm giving them the brush off but I simply can't mention everyone. But here's a few honourable mentions...

CatLadyLarew showed her funny with:

At long last, it was time for Phillip to audition for the Blue Man Group.

lotgk cracked me up with:

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE AMAZING MIGHTY PUTTY PAINT...

And Jeremy from We Took The Bait had me going with:

After racking up a 500 million dollar tab on the first movie, James Cameron simply had to cut some corners on the production of "Avatar 2"

Deb from Debbie Does Drivel dropped by and unloaded a bunch of puns, including:

Steve always did have a reputation for painting things with a broad brush.

But it was Chris@Knucklehead who made me snort my Nestea out my nostril with his winning entry:

Dave promised himself that he would stare at the paintbrush until he was blue in the face.

Congrats Chris! This week, you be hangin' with nonamedufus!!! Thanks to everyone for playing. It's getting harder and harder to choose a winner. But don't let that stop you from comin' back here next week and laying another caption masterpiece on us.

The Polka Dot Door

A long time ago, when I was 22, my first child was born. That kid grew up on a little Canadian kid's show called Polka Dot Door, produced by the TV Ontario network. And Dad, more often than not, sat through those shows with his little one. Nine or so years later when a brother, and a year after that when a sister came along number one son was moving on to Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzard. But there was a nice overlap where his siblings picked up where he had left off with Polka Dot Door. And Dad was right there to welcome them. So you're looking at a Polka Dot Door veteran. The show began in 1971 and ran to 1993. I didn't watch the full run but I did get in my fair share. The formula was pretty simple. A young male and female host, which seemed to change every week, sang songs, told stories, made crafts and generally did their best stimulate little brains. The show opened as follows... Imagination Day! Oh boy! ...

30 Days of Photos III #4 Sour

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I Am Charlie, I'm A Bore

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Colin Farrel...you know the list, it goes on and on. The list of Hollywood hick-ups who not content to meltdown behind closed doors have to drag each and every detail out into the light of day and share it with all of us. Well, add Charlie Sheen to that luckless and lascivious list of losers. In the past few days he's been on every major media soapbox complaining abut how he's been treated and how he's misunderstood. Last night he spent an hour on ABC's 20/20 "in his own words". Charlie, you should have stuck to the script. "I have a highly evolved brain". You know I never did like that song by Helen Reddy in the 70s "I Am Woman". But I have to say the melody really leant itself well to a parody of Hollywood's latest flame-out, Charlie Sheen. Although I never thought I'd hear myself say this, my sincerest apologies to Helen Reddy. And now if you're ready (a little play on wor...

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