Pause Ponder and Paint

Remember this guy? Who the heck knew what he was doing? Well some folks stirred things up with their comments and they were so wide ranging that they have no fear of being tarred with the same brush. Let's get started, shall we?

I hope folks don't think I'm giving them the brush off but I simply can't mention everyone. But here's a few honourable mentions...

CatLadyLarew showed her funny with:

At long last, it was time for Phillip to audition for the Blue Man Group.

lotgk cracked me up with:

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE AMAZING MIGHTY PUTTY PAINT...

And Jeremy from We Took The Bait had me going with:

After racking up a 500 million dollar tab on the first movie, James Cameron simply had to cut some corners on the production of "Avatar 2"

Deb from Debbie Does Drivel dropped by and unloaded a bunch of puns, including:

Steve always did have a reputation for painting things with a broad brush.

But it was Chris@Knucklehead who made me snort my Nestea out my nostril with his winning entry:

Dave promised himself that he would stare at the paintbrush until he was blue in the face.

Congrats Chris! This week, you be hangin' with nonamedufus!!! Thanks to everyone for playing. It's getting harder and harder to choose a winner. But don't let that stop you from comin' back here next week and laying another caption masterpiece on us.

30 Days of Photos III #4 Sour

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My Back Pages - November

I know, I know, I know I should have reported in before now. But sometimes real life just gets in the way. I attempted 5 books in November. I say attempted because I slapped a big DNF (did not finish) on Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. I just can't seem to get into this guy. It's the second or third of his I've given up on, Not so the other four, starting with a biography of Stephen Stills called Change Partners. This followed by a hilarious biography of the guy responsible for National Lampoon called A Stupid and Futile Gesture - How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever. I ended the month reading yet another biography, this one of the man behind Rolling Stone magazine,. It was called Sticky Fingers: The Life and Times of Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone Magazine. A fascinating read. So last month I hit the magic number 50 I'd imagined for myself back in January. If I roll this month into my yearly total I'm at 54 books. And I still hav...

30 Days of Writing - Day #1 - Cheese

Well, here we go again folks. As if it weren't enough that I knocked myself out in April participating in 30 Days of Photos, now dear Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese have corralled a bunch of us suckers into a 30 Days of Writing exercise. Yeah, I know. I must have stupid written backwards on my forehead. I don't know how they figured it out. They would have had to look in my mirror to realize it. Anyhoo, the first day's theme is - surprise, surprise - cheese. And here are the internet imbeciles Nicky and Mike managed to sucker into to this little exercise: Well, first off there's me! Once you've read my post you can visit: Mike and Nicky , Cheryl , If I Were God , Katherine , Laughing Mom , Linda M , Malisa , MikeWJ , Sandra , Leeuna and Still Unfinished . Okay, who cut the cheese? Well growing up in my house it was usually my mother. She prepared and served the food and the knife ...

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