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Pause Ponder and It Ain't Over 'Till The Fat Lady Showers

This week's pic brought out our real heavyweight captioners.  And there were many good captions made at someone else's expense - the lady in the shower.  But we've got to narrow things down (as should the shower lady) so let's start with our honourable mentions.

00dozo made the lady the butt of her joke with:

"Honey, I've lost the soap again."


Tgoette took a different approach and cracked me up with:

"Hey, I found the remote control!"


And "Boom-Boom" Cat Lady Larew took a musical approach tooting in with:

I like big butts and I can not lie.  Somehow I don't think this is what Sir Mix-a-Lot had in mind...


But Jeremy from We Took The Bait came from behind with this week's winner:

Though he found Stella's request odd, plumber Stanley Walsh installed a shower that sprayed bacon grease in her downstairs bathroom.




Way to go Jeremy, you be hangin' with dufus this week!  Congratulations.

And congratulations to everyone who played this week.  All of your captions were very funny and creative.  I hope to see you next Wednesday for another go.

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CatLadyLarew said…
MMMMMMMMM.... bacon! Well done, Jeremy!
3 July 2010 at 07:53
00dozo said…
Congrats to Jeremy!

Wow! Another honourable mention! Thanks dufus!

Oh, my! I need to gain about five pounds, but after seeing that photo, I'm rethinking that idea.
3 July 2010 at 08:31
nonamedufus said…
Boom-Boom: What do bacon and the lady in the shower have in common? They're stripped.
3 July 2010 at 08:33
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: That picture's the best incentive for Weight Watchers I've ever seen.
3 July 2010 at 08:36
Don said…
Eeeew! Gross! God, just the thought of that is nauseating. I'd rather eat a shit sandwich rather than bathe or shower with the two legged Mack truck.
3 July 2010 at 10:16
nonamedufus said…
Don: This mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World!
3 July 2010 at 10:52
Jeremy from We Took The Bait said…
Thanks, everyone!

Good to be hangin' with the dufus again!
3 July 2010 at 16:47
nonamedufus said…
Jeremy: You da man, Jeremy! Woot! (Do they still say that?)
3 July 2010 at 17:35
00dozo said…
Oh, nertz! I just thought of another caption. That's me, always late. C'est la vie.

I think "woot" is out, but the 'fist pump' is in - I dunno, I may be wrong - we have to shed 20 years to be in the loop these days.

(I actually was "fist-pumped" by my nephew and his friends once - I felt honoured!)
;-)
3 July 2010 at 19:01
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Oh yeah, now it's dawg. In which case it's woof!
3 July 2010 at 21:57
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
I actually like the idea of a bacon grease shower.
4 July 2010 at 18:25
nonamedufus said…
Mike: Talk to Jeremy. It was his "sizzling" idea!
4 July 2010 at 20:07
Jeremy from We Took The Bait said…
Thanks, everyone!

Good to be hangin' with the dufus again!
12 May 2011 at 14:43
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