Sex aid?
The President of Argentina has aroused the interest of men everywhere, as it were. President Cristina Fernandez publicly shared with her countrymen - and women - how satisfying a weekend she spent with her husband, after having eaten BBQ'd pork. Pork? What? Let me explain.
"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life. I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," she told a convention of pig farming industry leaders. In the televised speech she said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."
No doubt she enjoyed the pork...ahem, meat. But she sounds like she enjoyed the sex, too. And we now know what President Fernandez does to wile away the hours in her spare time.
One interesting aspect of this story is that Argentinian politicians would appear to have sex with their own spouses, not somebody else's. This is a breakthrough. This might actually start a trend in other countries. Imagine.
The other amazing aspect is the obvious. Imagine the money that's about to flow from Viagra prescriptions to pork. I wonder if the Viagra market's about to go flat with the steep rise of interest in a pork substitute. Not to mention the cattle industry. They're bound to have a beef.
Put pork on my fork? Don't mind if I do! I just wonder how soon before, um, ah, sex do I have to eat it?
Eat pork and don't cry for me Argentina.
Comments
...I guess she was trying to hint at something. I had no idea. Thanks for the heads up. :)
I doubt that US politicians will adopt this foreign policy. Ahem.
hee hee
When he was caught, he didn't eat pork...he ate crow.
P.S. -- My captcha word: winsum! I've had pork winsum at my Chinese restaurant.
I doubt that US politicians will adopt this foreign policy. Ahem.
hee hee