Okay. We had the guy with the explosive underwear, remember? Remember? Yeah, you know, the guy they asked "Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"
Well, get this. Men in Britain can downgrade that bomb but still be able to beef up their briefs.
A British department store group called Debenhams was selling a very unique pair of men's underwear online. And as Valentine's Day approached last week sales shot up 76 per cent.
You might say these are underpants that enhance, if you get my drift. They're sure to get a rise between the thighs and a reaction from your girl...up to a certain point.
The underwear are advertised as "anatomy-boosting". Uh-huh. They work the same way as a woman's cleavage-enhancing Wonderbra in that they use a "lift and hold" feature in the front.
Who would have thought? Package-enhancing underwear for men.
The department store stands behind its product...as long as they're worn.
They won't be held responsible for the let down, I guess you could say, once the pants come off.