Sure, Muffintop was in his fifteenth year of high school, but the team still needed him.
No Jimmy, you're playing fullBACK. fullBACK!
The 'Statue of Liberty' play is so much easier since they discovered they can hide the ball in Jeffrey's navel.
In Kentucky, pregnant women are allowed to play tackle.
The Pillsbury doughboy will be sure to knead the team into a cohesive unit.
Why the "Try our human-roo sac" campaign went south.
Clearly a case of dunlap disease, his belly done lapped over the top of his pants.
Kirstey Alley plays football?!?!
Though her doctor advised against playing tackle in her last trimester, it was nonetheless a championship game and she had to do it for the team.
"Farber, Farber, he's our man! If he can't eat it, NO ONE CAN!"
Late in the game, the Spartans took a fifteen-yard penalty for eating the passer.
dang, its so hot out here i am melting...
Sometimes trying to relive the good ole days is not the best idea!
Whaddya mean my uniform's too small? I got it on didn' I!?!_____________________________Uh Buddy, why are you wearing one of our uniforms? You should be on the other team, you know, the team called "Beer Bellies or Bust"!?!
They knew Little Jimmy had an eating problem when the football went missing mid-game.
Poor Jerry was made fun of often by members of his football team, because he was the only guy who wore black athletic socks. "Black Athletic Sock Jerry," they all called him...
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