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OK, folks, another Wednesday another pic for your captioning enjoyment.

I don't know what to make of this.  I hope you do.

I'll see you Saturday with our winner.

In the meantime be sure and visit Margo at The Screaming Me-Me and Kirsten at The Soccer Mom Files for more crazy captioning conundrums.
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Moooooog35 said…
FUCK HER! FUCK HER JIMMY!
3 February 2010 at 07:38
Moooooog35 said…
Johnny suffered from the extremely rare and fatal condition known as BlowupPenisitis.
3 February 2010 at 07:42
Nooter said…
daaad, the babysitter you asked for is here...!
3 February 2010 at 09:55
Nooter said…
NO uncle jimmy!
its MY balloon, you cant have it!
3 February 2010 at 09:56
Don said…
Well, this is the way I saw you do it daddy.
3 February 2010 at 10:37
Don said…
Does it float?
3 February 2010 at 10:37
Whitey said…
Ladies and gentleman, the youth division champion of the Pornapalooza wheelbarrow race.
3 February 2010 at 12:31
Me-Me King said…
Little Ricky shows off Daddy's new girlfriend.
3 February 2010 at 12:32
Whitey said…
I thought you said to put another shrimp on the Barbie.
3 February 2010 at 12:32
CatLadyLarew said…
Put another shrimp on the Barbie?

Too good, Whitey... too good!
Bwahaha!
3 February 2010 at 12:35
Quirkyloon said…
"Nanny nanny va-jay-jay!"
3 February 2010 at 13:29
renalfailure said…
The ramifications of the teddy bear shortage of 2010 will not be known for some time...
3 February 2010 at 16:55
renalfailure said…
"I like New Mommy!"
3 February 2010 at 16:56
Tgoette said…
Mommy!! Look what I found in daddy's closet!
3 February 2010 at 17:38
Phillipia said…
Well, Daddy, this is the way "sideshow freak" was doing it to Mommy...
3 February 2010 at 20:09
Skye said…
Man, every thought I've had so far has already been said by someone else!

We'll try this though:

This just goes to show that sex ed is never started too young!
3 February 2010 at 21:49
K a b l o o e y said…
This is what those pinko liberals in the Obama administration want your tax dollars for -- Sex Ed for Preschoolers. (Paid for by the Republican National Committee)
3 February 2010 at 22:11
Chris@Knucklehead! said…
What I want to know is, how did they cut the face-sized hole in the condom?
3 February 2010 at 23:36
FreakSmack said…
THAT'S MY BOY!!!
4 February 2010 at 00:12
FreakSmack said…
Male porn stars aren't born... They're made!
4 February 2010 at 00:19
Tgoette said…
Verne Troyer on the set of "Mini-Me: Revenge of the Tripod"
4 February 2010 at 01:58
anthonynorth said…
Now that is mind boggling :-)
You'll find mine here.
4 February 2010 at 05:22
Moooooog35 said…
The day Billy discovered his true calling as a sideshow balloon inflator.
4 February 2010 at 14:27
Homemaker Man said…
Doll gives birth at county fair. Child half-human!
4 February 2010 at 21:17
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