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My What Big Breaths

We had a lot of entries, as it were, this week.  Again it was hard to pick a winner.  Let's start with those that got a rise out of our judges in terms of an honourable mention:

Moooooog came through with...

Johnny suffered from the extremely rare and fatal condition known as BlowupPenisitis.


Renal Failure provided some stiff competition with...

The ramifications of the teddy bear shortage of 2010  will not be known for some time.


Tgoette blew the competition away with...

Vern Troyer on the set of "Mini-Me: Revenge of the Tripod"


But it was Whitey who stuck it to everyone with...




I thought you said to put another shrimp on the Barbie


Congrats, Whitey!  You be hangin' with Dufus!!!




Comments

Skye said…
Congrats Whitey!

I read threw all the entries and man what a lot of good ones! Can't wait till next weeks :)
nonamedufus said…
Skye: The captions get better and better every week! See ya Wednesday.
Don said…
Congrats Whitey. Cute...real cute. Hey, you're not Whitey from Leave It To Beaver are you?
nonamedufus said…
Don: No, not that Whitey.
Anonymous said…
Ha! That was a very funny one! Congrats to Whitey! You da captioneer!

Does he get some Mouse ears or something?

hee hee
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: Who's the winner of the club that's made for you and me? Double u, h, i, t... i, yi, yi, yi, eeeee!
CatLadyLarew said…
It doesn't get any better than Whitey's caption! Bring on the mouse ears! (They'd look great on the Barbie.)
Whitey said…
It's one of life's great pleasures to be hangin' with dufus. Maybe not as pleasurable as hangin' with the inflatable doll, but it's close.

By the way, anyone think this is how Colorado's Balloon Boy got started?
nonamedufus said…
CL: Another Disney fan!
nonamedufus said…
Whitey: You're a pretty funny guy. Did you ever think of starting a blog?
Whitey said…
dufus: It's bad enough I've been saddled with original sin. I'm not sure I can handle original thought.
nonamedufus said…
Whitey: Watch it. I may hold on to that and quote it back to you some time.
Tgoette said…
Congrats Whitey! That was a great entry. Enjoy hangin' with dufus!
K a b l o o e y said…
Congrats; all good ones!
nonamedufus said…
Tgoette: You had a humourous caption yourself. Nice honourable mention!
nonamedufus said…
Kablooey: We've got some pretty funny folks out there.
Skye said…
Congrats Whitey!

I read threw all the entries and man what a lot of good ones! Can't wait till next weeks :)
Whitey said…
It's one of life's great pleasures to be hangin' with dufus. Maybe not as pleasurable as hangin' with the inflatable doll, but it's close.

By the way, anyone think this is how Colorado's Balloon Boy got started?

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