Hey, guess what? A major network called me and wants to put Pause Ponder and Pun on nation-wide prime time TV. Yeah. See they want to add to their already huge collection of reality shows featuring D-listed stars. They want to call it America's Got The Biggest Loser Celebrity Apprentices Punning With the Stars. Yeah, or something like that. Sure. Well, okay. If they're not, they should. That's in my humble opinion mind you.
On to this week's comments:
Yeah, I like that one.
Ha, ha now that's funny.
Oh you wanna see them too?
Well why didn't you say so?
Worst. Karate school. Ever.
"Please release me let me gooooo. I don't love you anymooooooore!"
Special mention this week to a dear friend who's been away awhile contemplating life and religious fulfillment in the newly created Church of Gravity Sucks.
Ferdinand attempts to beat Boom Boom's record for spectacular falls.
And our winner this week is our good buddy all the way from The Grassy Knoll Institute, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for:
FOX network introduces a new reality show: Things I Can Only Do Once.
Way to go LOTGK! You be hangin' with dufus this week!
So, like, you wanna get together? We can grab a Dos Equis and talk about the Mexican drug cartel, flying saucers, Big Foot, Elvis lives or somethin'?
And the rest of you guys: thanks for playing this week. You're a funny bunch. I mean funny ha-ha not... well check that. Some of you are the other funny, aren't you?
See you all next week!