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Pause Ponder and Prime Time


Hey, guess what? A major network called me and wants to put Pause Ponder and Pun on nation-wide prime time TV. Yeah. See they want to add to their already huge collection of reality shows featuring D-listed stars. They want to call it America's Got The Biggest Loser Celebrity Apprentices Punning With the Stars. Yeah, or something like that. Sure. Well, okay. If they're not, they should. That's in my humble opinion mind you.

On to this week's comments:

Yeah, I like that one.

LOL

Ha, ha now that's funny.

Huh?

Oh you wanna see them too?

Well why didn't you say so?




Worst. Karate school. Ever.



High Karate.



"Please release me let me gooooo. I don't love you anymooooooore!"



Special mention this week to a dear friend who's been away awhile contemplating life and religious fulfillment in the newly created Church of Gravity Sucks.



Ferdinand attempts to beat Boom Boom's record for spectacular falls.



And our winner this week is our good buddy all the way from The Grassy Knoll Institute, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for:



FOX network introduces a new reality show: Things I Can Only Do Once.



Way to go LOTGK! You be hangin' with dufus this week!


So, like, you wanna get together? We can grab a Dos Equis and talk about the Mexican drug cartel, flying saucers, Big Foot, Elvis lives or somethin'?

And the rest of you guys: thanks for playing this week. You're a funny bunch. I mean funny ha-ha not... well check that. Some of you are the other funny, aren't you?

See you all next week!

Comments

Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
For another chance to win, try my caption contest over @ www.deaddog.com, its not nearly as well put together as Dufus', but....
That "Skeeter's caption contest", not that other assholes caption this! Lol yeahi bashed him, but h bashes me enough on our site!
*mention u saw it here and get an extra nothing just for playing!
nonamedufus said…
And that's your comment? Where's my fee?
Boom Boom Larew said…
Love Grassy Knoll's reality show concept. Guess I won't be a contestant, though, since I always do things multiple times....
Skeeter- www.deaddog.com said…
Lol, well im checking soybeans right now, so I'll send you some of these loopers and stink bugs! Thanks!!
00dozo said…
Congrats, LOTGK!

And, congrats to the honourables.

Thanks for another mention, dufus.

;-)
nonamedufus said…
You want to be careful with those magic beans. Look what happened to the last guy.
nonamedufus said…
Welcome back to the land of those who don't have a life Boom Boom. Glad you're doing well.
nonamedufus said…
Ha, ha, did you realize you just congratulated yourself, 00dozo? Congratulations, by the way.
quirkyloon said…
Congrats to LOTGK pronounced lot gahkah! HA!

And yay me another honorable mention amongst the likes of Boom Boom AND Mental Pooper?

Wow.

Yay me!

hee hee

Cuz it's always about ....

You know...

ME!

*smile*
00dozo said…
Oh, shit, I did, too! Well, one deserves to pat oneself on the back occasionally.

Thanks!

;-)
nonamedufus said…
You know, whenever I see "LOTGK" I always think in my head "Lotka"...you know, Andy Kauffman's tole in the TV series Taxi? Yeah. Oh, and congrats on the HM.
nonamedufus said…
You're better than me. My arms just don't reach there.
00dozo said…
It's because of the man-boobs, right? It's okay, I won't tell anyone.
;-)
K A B L O O E Y said…
All funny, and congrats to LOTGK, but I'm gonna say I think Mooog wuz robbed.
nonamedufus said…
Moooooog was robbed!? Somebody should call the cops!
nonamedufus said…
No, I just have short arms.
00dozo said…
I think I mentioned this before, but LOTGK always reminded me of "Lotka", too; I just thought it was spelled "Latke" - you know, like the potato pancake.

;-)
nonamedufus said…
I think you're right. I think we've been around this before. Probably the last time Lotka, er, I mean LOTGK won this thing.
LOTGK said…
Hey, I be hangin with the Dufus this week. I almost fell over when I read that I won this week.
LOTGK said…
Actually, its,
Ello Tee Gee Kay.
:D
LOTGK said…
Deebe deebe dahhh....
Seriously, I get that several times a month. But the most common mistake is LOTR, Lord of the rings.
LOTGK said…
I am not the best spellar on the net.
:D
nonamedufus said…
Don't fall over. That's Boom Boom's trick. Why do you think they call her Boom Boom? Congrats, guy.
nonamedufus said…
Are you a rapper or somethin'?
nonamedufus said…
Oh, yeah, I can see how that might happen, Frodo.
nonamedufus said…
You mean you ARE a potato pancake?
00dozo said…
It could been worse. He could've been a gefilte fish.

;-)
nonamedufus said…
I think we'll just passover that one.
LOTGK said…
No, I am not. However, I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night.....
LOTGK said…
I never saw that trilogy of movies.
LOTGK said…
Took me a moment to process that but yes... :D
LOTGK said…
now I'm lost.....
nonamedufus said…
There's something about the word "express" in the name of a hotel that just doesn't sit right with me. Does that mean you don't get to stay as long?
nonamedufus said…
No, me either. But I read the books in high school.
00dozo said…
Take a left at the next right. Avoid any yentas bearing briskets.

;-)
nonamedufus said…
To hell with the caption contest. I think the comments are way more entertaining.
nonamedufus said…
Well I'll never be able to think of you in the same way again.
nonamedufus said…
Taje a left t the next right? lol
00dozo said…
I'll agree, but the comments are getting a little 'skinny' as it were.

(I think you can widen your 'girth' slightly in Blogger Design?)
00dozo said…
Just wait until you have to drive here.

;-)
LOTGK said…
It was under 12 hours, and let me say, Express must have a different meaning at Holiday Inn.
LOTGK said…
It's been around for that long?
LOTGK said…
I'm already ordering my Taxi coveralls.
LOTGK said…
I like a nice brisket.
00dozo said…
So do I. Speaking
of which ... *pulls brisket out of freezer to thaw*. I've got dinner for Thursday.Thanks for the reminder.

;-)

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