Well, well, well. Another week, another batch of excellent captions. It's been a rough week for me you know. I was one of three finalists in the Tribal Blog Extreme Makeover Contest and I spent the week dissing my competition and sucking up to the TB administrators. All for naught, I'm afraid. Yep, I lost. I was sure I was gonna win and I trumpeted my expectations here on this blog and up and down Facebook all week. Oh well. Pride goes before a fall, they say. And, boy did I fall.
But enough about that. Let's see who won, placed and showed in our little contest.
First up is one of my competitors in the blog makeover mud-fling fest:
And for those who have given up all hope of ever meeting their soulmate,
there is Plenty Of Freaks dot com.
Ahmed couldn't remember who the skull belonged to but it was on the tip of his tongue.
You never want to be last in line at the cannibal buffet.
I could have almost showcased all the submissions from our winner. She really let her captioning capacity run away with her. But here's what I thought was her best:
"Give me head" takes on a whole new meaning.
Way to go, Madge. You be hangin' with dufus this week. Now a caution. When I say "hangin' with dufus" I mean that metaphorically. Last week's winner, my brother Whitey, took me at my word and hopped in his car and drove all the way from COTU* just to hang out with me. I mean, if you're coming, Madge, warn me, eh. I'll need to make a run to the beer store.
Okay, kids, I'm out of here. I still have to write my makeover contest concession speech for Monday's blog. Thanks to all for playing. See ya all next week.
*Centre of the Universe = *spits* Toronto