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Pause Ponder and Pun #80


You ever wonder what someone means when they call someone a real pin head?

Take a good look.

Okay now that you've looked leave me a comment...or two...or three.

We'll pinpoint a winner Saturday.

Comments

Cheryl P. said…
nonamedufus, very hard one today. I will be thinking of something more but for now, how about

The last thing I remember was Harry saying after we smoked some crack was "I double dog, dare ya....
Cheryl P. said…
OK, I thought of another,

My boss told me I should add some clip art to my presentation to our prospective client. How's this?
00dozo said…
The non-medicinal alternative to Botox treatments.
00dozo said…
Tom mocks his mother's punishment of helping her hang the laundry.
00dozo said…
Osama Pin Laden
quirkyloon said…
LMBO! This one is just making me LAUGH. Hard. And then I read 00dozo's Osama Pin Laden and that almost made me pee my pants!

The red neck version of a [clothes] pin girl. FAIL.

hee hee
moooooog35 said…
What happens when you ask a woman with PMS to do your laundry.
Raymond said…
"I ran out of Pro-activ. I had to do something for my pimples."
LOTGK said…
What are you looking at? Do i have something on my nose?
Bryant Hutchinson said…
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Boom Boom Larew said…
Not the brightest kid in school, Seymour was sadly mistaken in his interpretation of "getting a woody".
Boom Boom Larew said…
Nathan the Nerd prepared for another wild evening of battling Sonic the Hedgehog.
Rhonda Albom said…
Hilarious and Ouch.
we took the bait said…
If this looks painful, you should see which part of his body the other 37 clothespins are attached to.
Madge said…
My boss made me clean my desk today... I'm pissed at the world, and I got nothin. I know, strange, but seriosly, nothin.
Ziva said…
Coincidentally, the number of pins on Joe's face was exactly the same as his IQ.
Thanks to the credit crunch, Clive Barker's "Hellraiser" didn't have nearly the budget that his 1987 film did.

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