Saturday, 28 May 2011

Pause Ponder and The Pepsi Challenge


Who knew a coke-addled blonde babe could inspire so many great captions. But I'm dealing with you guys, so nothing should surprise me. It's too bad we can only limit ourselves to just some of the submissions. But here's a taste...

I've tried snorting coke but the bubbles always get up my nose



I snort Diet Coke because I want to keep my girlish figure.



Purple Pamela used to do speedballs, but they made her stop sticking her head in front of the pitching machine. Then she tried moving on to horse, but wouldn't you know? Another concussion when it kicked her.



Finally, evidence that Coke's competitors tampered with their product before asking the public to take the Pepsi Challenge
Whitey (from *spits* Toronto)



But it was a previous winner and a former colleague of mine who had me snorting (laughing, that is - hey, humour's a natural high!)


Harold Camping's disciple NostrilDamus confirms end of the world!
Raymond


Way to go Ray. You be hangin' with the Dufus this week. I would have thought that after all those years of working together you'd be tired of hangin' out with me but, hey, what the heck.

And congratulations to the rest of you deviants. Whether you were mentioned or not I sure appreciate you playing along.

Click on these folks' links and visit THEIR blogs. And if you'd like to talk to Whitey and Raymond who don't have blogs stay tuned. I'll be passing along their private phone numbers so you can call them collect!

12 comments:

quirkyloon said...

Congrats Raymond. Many a funny captions are always found here!

hee hee

nonamedufus said...

Yes they are, aren't they. I always get a laugh out of them, for sure.

00dozo said...

Contrats, Raymond!

And congrats to the honourables!

I had forgot I submitted a comment (frakkin' Blooooger), but I do remember thinking she kinda looks like Courtney Love.

;-)

nonamedufus said...

NowI think Courtney love lived by the motto "things go better with coke". Hey, who the hell is Nooly?

00dozo said...

Among other drugs. Heh, heh. Of course, in hindsight, I thought of a better caption about Love and Cobain. Oh well, too late.

You do remember Mad Magazine - they had those "fold-up" back covers? I forget the caption, but it referred to Nostradamus' skills at predictions. When ffolded, the pic showed this monster-type thing picking its runny nose.

nonamedufus said...

Yeah, I remember the fold-up back cover, just not that one in particular. Some of those were brilliant.

00dozo said...

If I recall, it was the first Mad Mag I ever read. Still, I had no clue as to who Nostadramus was until years later. I dunno if it's still published.

Fun times.

;-)

nonamedufus said...

My introduction to Nostradamus was through Al Stewart's excellent song of the same name in 1973. Some of his predictions were freaky.

K A B L O O E Y said...

Congrats on the win, Raymond! Good thing the world didn't end, or you wouldn't have been hanging with the Dufus.

nonamedufus said...

Don't encourage him!

Boom Boom Larew said...

NostrilDamus... great one, Raymond!

nonamedufus said...

That one had me snorting. She doesn't so much see into the future but rather sniffs it out.

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