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American Idle

Another week, another crop of crazy captions.  I've gotta commend folks.  Week in, week out our participants demonstrate their gift for vivid imaginations.

Let' get to this week's whacky witticisms...

Quirky got us rockin' with:

David Bowie's love children band together to promote their new reality show: the Punkdashian sisters.


we took the bait let loose with:

Susan, Nicole and Donna (from left) anxiouly waiting backstage for the idols - the Wiggles - to arrive.


Ziva shook, rattled and rolled with:

Ever since Marissa decided to wear her peacock, she has single-handedly triggered more epilepsy seizures than the Teletubbies together.


And, finally, Don got down with:

The new Girl Scouts.  It's not just about the cookies anymore.


But it was Nooter who struck a chord with his winning entry:


(from the future)
now in its 28th season, as american idol struggles more than ever to keep from losing audience share, producers introduce a new segment called 'remember when'. this week, the band 'stiff nipples' performs the golden oldie 'my tattoos ate your baby'.

judge simon cowell, appearing slumped over in his wheelchair during much of the performance, finally commented 'that sounded like a monkey dancing on broken glass. it was utterly fantastic'. he then wet himself and was wheeled offstage.




Way to go Nooter.  I be howlin' and you be hangin'...with the Dufus!  Oww-wooooo!
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Anonymous said…
Ha! That was a good one! And I loved Don's entry too!

Great funny captions!

hee hee hee
13 March 2010 at 10:15
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: What we lack in quality we make up for in quantity. Wait, I meant that the other way around...really!
13 March 2010 at 10:20
Leeuna said…
Yayyyy Nooter. Congrats to you. There was a slew of great captions this week.
13 March 2010 at 11:08
nonamedufus said…
Leeuna: Yeah, but Nooter slew them all!
13 March 2010 at 11:12
Nooter said…
yay! im hangin', woohoooo!
13 March 2010 at 14:14
Donnie said…
Way to go Nooter. Ruff, ruff...At least I got a mention. Thanks for that. I suck at these so that's like a win for me anyways.
13 March 2010 at 15:46
nonamedufus said…
nooter: Way to go, boy, good dog!
13 March 2010 at 15:54
nonamedufus said…
Don: Actually, yours was pretty good, but every dog has his day.
13 March 2010 at 15:55
Skye said…
Alas, I missed the contest this week, but that's ok there's no way I could have come up with better than what Nooter had!

Cheers Nooter, that's a great caption!
14 March 2010 at 00:16
Ziva said…
Congrats Nooter, that was too funny! And so were everyone else's captions. Who knew people could be so imaginative.
14 March 2010 at 05:31
nonamedufus said…
Skye: Yeah, we missed you this week.
14 March 2010 at 07:56
nonamedufus said…
Ziva: O, we've got a pretty imaginative group. The best on the interwebz.
14 March 2010 at 07:57
Me-Me King said…
Way to go Nooter, congrats!!!
15 March 2010 at 08:01
nonamedufus said…
Me-Me: The going was ruff but nooter paws-ed pondered and punned his way to the top.
15 March 2010 at 08:15
Skye said…
Alas, I missed the contest this week, but that's ok there's no way I could have come up with better than what Nooter had!

Cheers Nooter, that's a great caption!
12 May 2011 at 14:41
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