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American Idle

Another week, another crop of crazy captions.  I've gotta commend folks.  Week in, week out our participants demonstrate their gift for vivid imaginations.

Let' get to this week's whacky witticisms...

Quirky got us rockin' with:

David Bowie's love children band together to promote their new reality show: the Punkdashian sisters.


we took the bait let loose with:

Susan, Nicole and Donna (from left) anxiouly waiting backstage for the idols - the Wiggles - to arrive.


Ziva shook, rattled and rolled with:

Ever since Marissa decided to wear her peacock, she has single-handedly triggered more epilepsy seizures than the Teletubbies together.


And, finally, Don got down with:

The new Girl Scouts.  It's not just about the cookies anymore.


But it was Nooter who struck a chord with his winning entry:


(from the future)
now in its 28th season, as american idol struggles more than ever to keep from losing audience share, producers introduce a new segment called 'remember when'. this week, the band 'stiff nipples' performs the golden oldie 'my tattoos ate your baby'.

judge simon cowell, appearing slumped over in his wheelchair during much of the performance, finally commented 'that sounded like a monkey dancing on broken glass. it was utterly fantastic'. he then wet himself and was wheeled offstage.




Way to go Nooter.  I be howlin' and you be hangin'...with the Dufus!  Oww-wooooo!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Ha! That was a good one! And I loved Don's entry too!

Great funny captions!

hee hee hee
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: What we lack in quality we make up for in quantity. Wait, I meant that the other way around...really!
Leeuna said…
Yayyyy Nooter. Congrats to you. There was a slew of great captions this week.
nonamedufus said…
Leeuna: Yeah, but Nooter slew them all!
Nooter said…
yay! im hangin', woohoooo!
Donnie said…
Way to go Nooter. Ruff, ruff...At least I got a mention. Thanks for that. I suck at these so that's like a win for me anyways.
nonamedufus said…
nooter: Way to go, boy, good dog!
nonamedufus said…
Don: Actually, yours was pretty good, but every dog has his day.
Skye said…
Alas, I missed the contest this week, but that's ok there's no way I could have come up with better than what Nooter had!

Cheers Nooter, that's a great caption!
Ziva said…
Congrats Nooter, that was too funny! And so were everyone else's captions. Who knew people could be so imaginative.
nonamedufus said…
Skye: Yeah, we missed you this week.
nonamedufus said…
Ziva: O, we've got a pretty imaginative group. The best on the interwebz.
Me-Me King said…
Way to go Nooter, congrats!!!
nonamedufus said…
Me-Me: The going was ruff but nooter paws-ed pondered and punned his way to the top.
Skye said…
Alas, I missed the contest this week, but that's ok there's no way I could have come up with better than what Nooter had!

Cheers Nooter, that's a great caption!

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