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Pause Ponder and Pun



If there's a pic it must be Wednesday.

And if it's Wednesday it must be time for Pause Ponder and Pun, the #1 caption contest on the interwebs, according to the Time Zone Scoop Almanac.

Take a gander at the pic, leave your caption in the comments, and tear yourself away from whatever you're doing Saturday to see who came out on top.


Oh, yeah.  Wander on over to Mad-Mad Margo's for the other #1 caption contest on the internets.

And don't forget to hustle over to The Parody Files today where, in a frank manner, I write about the latest scandal to hit the Catholic Church.  It's Hygrade stuff!
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CatLadyLarew said…
Not an auspicious beginning to a marriage...
31 March 2010 at 07:48
CatLadyLarew said…
Stop! In the name of love.
31 March 2010 at 07:51
Moooooog35 said…
This is the moment that all men practice their kung-fu grip for.
31 March 2010 at 08:09
Moooooog35 said…
Dude..just let go. It's not every day that you find a woman who will deal with a guy who has hair like that.
31 March 2010 at 08:11
Me-Me King said…
C'mon, honey. Those shotguns aren't really loaded.
31 March 2010 at 09:12
Ziva said…
I've heard about cold feet, but this is just ridiculous.
31 March 2010 at 09:36
Ziva said…
Come on honey, it's only until death do us part.
31 March 2010 at 09:37
Scraps said…
I just want ONE picture of us together, then you can go put on your tuxedo t-shirt and do a keg stand, mkay?
31 March 2010 at 11:08
Gina said…
Things don't change after 20 years, either!
31 March 2010 at 11:52
Leeuna said…
"Wait! I don't remember doing this during rehearsal!!"
31 March 2010 at 12:22
Don said…
This is what happens when you throw your hip out the night of the honeymoon.
31 March 2010 at 12:24
Kelly said…
I swore I would get married by age 30 no matter what and you. are. it!
31 March 2010 at 12:40
lotgk said…
Steven's suicide attempt was foiled for the second time.

Marriage was the first.
31 March 2010 at 13:04
Tgoette said…
"Let go! I want lots and lots of babies, a huge house, lots of expensive things and to never have to work or give oral sex again!"
31 March 2010 at 15:52
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Newlyweds Jenny and Chris truly didn't understand the "Reverse Cowboy" position.
31 March 2010 at 23:17
Jeremy from We Took The Bait said…
Rita helps her parapalegic husband, Douglas, to the altar, as he needed to sell his wheelchair to pay for the DJ and wedding photographer.
1 April 2010 at 00:20
Caffeinated Bliss said…
"Do you feel it honey?"
"Yes I do! Yes I do! AAaaahhh"
1 April 2010 at 01:54
Malisa said…
According to the new Health Care Bill, all newlyweds MUST perform warm up exercises prior to the honeymoon to avoid catastrophic coital medical expenses.
2 April 2010 at 14:15
00dozo said…
"It's not that I can't, I just don't wanna do the "Chicken Dance"!"
2 April 2010 at 15:19
FreakSmack said…
Krazy Glue! Strong enough to keep her from ruining your life!
3 April 2010 at 01:23
Caffeinated Bliss said…
"Do you feel it honey?"
"Yes I do! Yes I do! AAaaahhh"
12 May 2011 at 15:03
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