You Are Going to Hell
Going to hell is fine with you. You're not sure if you even believe in hell.
And if there is a hell, it's probably a pretty fun place! You rather be stuck with the troublemakers.
Life is short, so why wouldn't you live it up? Being good is incredibly boring.
You're not going to miss out on anything in life... even if you have to lie, steal, or cheat to get it.