Hey, look who was hangin' with the dufus this week. Yep, my good pal Barry O. I was giving the guy a little economic advice, you know, seeing how we're so solvent north of the border. And look what the guy did. He framed my avatar. Naturally I autographed it for him because he's going to hang it in a very special place at the White House:
"Barack, I'll think of you when I occupy the bathroom."
So let's get down to things and maybe I can enlighten you on who will be hangin' with me this week.
Remember this guy?
Yeah, that's right. Debby Boone's husband. He really light's up her life. Well here's what some other folks said to make it into the honourable mentions this week:
Ladies this is why you never wait until last call to make your choice
Is that a lighter in yor tongue, or are you just glad to see me?
You think that's bad? You should see his penis.
Hey dig my new subwoofers.
*drum roll* and the winner of Pause Ponder and Pun #103 is *rim shot*
You don't even want to know where he keeps his smokes.