Okay, the submissions are in and let me be frank. They're hilarious. I think we've got a great bun-ch of captions this week. You guys are really gonna relish some of these captions. To those of you who didn't quite cut the mustard this week don't worry. There's always next week to ketchup.
So, here we go. Here's our pic followed by our Honourable Mentions...and our big wiener of the week.
The Richard Gere School of Astrology
Warning: Objects in the telescope may be closer than they appear
Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit. I can see Uranus from here!
It's true! You really are full of shit.
It was a close one between Madge and Skeeter regarding who left the most captions, with the edge going to Skeeter. But some times it's quality not quantity. Our top "dog" this week is Montreal's own Shawn of Stubborn Fool with his award winning entry:
David finally picked up the nerve to go see his doctor.
The pipe sticking out of his ass was one thing.
But that guy growing from the pipe was starting to get on his nerves.
Way to go Shawn. I didn't know this until recently but we're practically neighbours! Felicitations on the win today. You be hangin' with dufus. Wanna grab a smoked meat sandwich and a poutine. Maybe a Labatt's 50 to wash it all down? Be sure and let me know. We'll have to get in line at Schwartz's early, if we want a table on the weekend.
Be sure and tune in next Wednesday for our centennial edition of Pause Ponder and Pun. Yeah, our 100th caption contest! Hard to imagine we've been at this for 2 years now. That's like 20 in blog years. See you next week for a special edition of Pause Ponder and Pun.
Oh, and pass the mustard.