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I'm Asleep


When you buzzed after "snore"
Couldn't open my two eyes
You're just like a bother
Your tone makes me cry
I snore like a feather's
In the back of my throat
I wish I was annoying
You're so fucking annoying

Cause I'm asleep
I'm just, uh, dead, oh
What the hell are you doing here?
You don't belong here

I don't care if I dream
But my mind wants control
I can feel myself nodding
I want a perfect sleep-in
I want you to notice when I'm asleep, sound
You're so fucking annoying
I wish I was annoying

Cause I'm asleep
I'm just, uh, dead, oh
Why the hell are you buzzing here?
You don't buzz long here

Not running out the door
Not running out
Late - run, run, run

Whatever makes me dozy
Whatever it is
Is so fucking annoying
I wish I was annoying

Cause I'm asleep
I'm still in bed, oh
What the hell's going on here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

 With apologies to Radiohead and Quirkyloon

Comments

quirkyloon said…
HA! I caught on right away Dufus! I was like, wait! This is MY song. And nicely done, and I guess I accept the 'pology.

Or is too late to 'pologize?

HA!

*snort*
nonamedufus said…
I knew you'd get this Quirks. "Creep" is your favourite song. I hope I didn't take too many liberties with it. "I'm asleep" just seemed like such a natural. Great song...the original anyway.
00dozo said…
Okay, now I get it. Some of the lyrics sounded familiar-like, but I was thinking of a totally different song.

;-)
nonamedufus said…
A little ambiguous for you this morning? We should remind people what song I'm parodying http://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
nonamedufus said…
A little ambiguous for you this morning? We should remind people what song I'm parodying http://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
00dozo said…
I did look it up (thanks for the link anyway), but I really did have another song in mind which now totally escapes me. Fun lyrics, though.

;-)
nonamedufus said…
Quirky seemed to like it. I can see I'm going after a limited audience today.
Nicky said…
Hey! I got that one right away!! I love that song. Yours, I mean, not the original. Mainly because Jepeto snores and I'm really fucking tired. :-)
nonamedufus said…
Well you should move his cage to another room.
cardiogirl said…
Nice job, dufus! This song is definitely for my husband. GRRR!
Angelika said…
I wish I could hear the song because I don't think I've ever heard Radiohead. You should sing it! ☺
nonamedufus said…
Me? I wouldn't do the original justice. There's a link to the original further down in the comments here.
nonamedufus said…
Is your husband so very special?

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