Chuck Alug’s picture was taken right before he died. His friends described his passing as “gut wrenching”. It seems that his beer belly ruptured just as he was saying “This one is on me”.
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A long time ago, when I was 22, my first child was born. That kid grew up on a little Canadian kid's show called Polka Dot Door, produced by the TV Ontario network. And Dad, more often than not, sat through those shows with his little one. Nine or so years later when a brother, and a year after that when a sister came along number one son was moving on to Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzard. But there was a nice overlap where his siblings picked up where he had left off with Polka Dot Door. And Dad was right there to welcome them. So you're looking at a Polka Dot Door veteran. The show began in 1971 and ran to 1993. I didn't watch the full run but I did get in my fair share. The formula was pretty simple. A young male and female host, which seemed to change every week, sang songs, told stories, made crafts and generally did their best stimulate little brains. The show opened as follows... Imagination Day! Oh boy! ...
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Colin Farrel...you know the list, it goes on and on. The list of Hollywood hick-ups who not content to meltdown behind closed doors have to drag each and every detail out into the light of day and share it with all of us. Well, add Charlie Sheen to that luckless and lascivious list of losers. In the past few days he's been on every major media soapbox complaining abut how he's been treated and how he's misunderstood. Last night he spent an hour on ABC's 20/20 "in his own words". Charlie, you should have stuck to the script. "I have a highly evolved brain". You know I never did like that song by Helen Reddy in the 70s "I Am Woman". But I have to say the melody really leant itself well to a parody of Hollywood's latest flame-out, Charlie Sheen. Although I never thought I'd hear myself say this, my sincerest apologies to Helen Reddy. And now if you're ready (a little play on wor...
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I can drink this beer without touching it! Look Ma no hands!
Chuck Alug’s picture was taken right before he died. His friends described his passing as “gut wrenching”. It seems that his beer belly ruptured just as he was saying “This one is on me”.
ps that's what my brother Lumpy always says too
LMBO!
Oh, c'mon Ms. Larew. This has got "boom-boom" (if not 'kaboom') written all over it!
;-)
1. Number of beers required to remove the mental image of a naked Congressman: 47.
2. The next day, Bob's liver decided to move in with Charlie Sheen instead.
3. Sure, you can rub it for good luck, if you don't mind being puked on.