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Pause Ponder and Pun #83


Well.

Given the choice I guess she felt better going with Nicolas Cage rather Than "Ah-nold".

Well I guess she felt Nicolas Cage...period.

What about you?

How would you call this?

Don't be a "dummy". Leave a caption.

We'll unveil our "model" captioner Saturday.

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Bryant said…
I think it's sick the way Vic grabbed Nick's dick so quick!
8 June 2011 at 07:17
LOTGK said…
Hey, we're just like brother and sister.
Where the Hell do you live, in West Virginia?
8 June 2011 at 09:40
LOTGK said…
Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis create a new fad that is sweeping the nation.
8 June 2011 at 09:41
00dozo said…
What TSA security agents do when on vacation.
8 June 2011 at 11:51
00dozo said…
What TSA security agents do when on vacation.
8 June 2011 at 11:52
Cheryl P. said…
The Waxman Cometh

or

Look, mom, I caught the ball

or

I just love my job of being the quality control inspector to check how anatomically correct the wax figures are.
8 June 2011 at 12:38
00dozo said…
Having observed the tourist groping all of the other statues during his visit to the museum, Nick pretends to be his own wax figure.
8 June 2011 at 14:16
00dozo said…
With no immediate escape routes to avoid pubic recognition, Nick makes the unfortunate decision to portray his own wax figure.
8 June 2011 at 14:22
Kalynn said…
OH. MY. GOSH. Mom! These are the pants that I want!! Do you think I will look as good as Ole Nick here?
8 June 2011 at 17:11
Mike said…
"It won't let go of my hand!"

That's all I got.
8 June 2011 at 19:09
kathcom said…
Nic: This hick chick's got hold of my wick!

Umm, seriously though-- I grabbed Washington's junk at Mount Vernon and stuck my tongue in the ear of a bust of Eisenhower. In my defense, they were clearly coming onto me at the time.(Also, the children who witnessed me fondling the first president learned a valuable lesson about something. They grow up so fast.)
8 June 2011 at 20:04
Debbie said…
The perverted version of "Pull my finger".


I vote for Cheryl P's first caption.
8 June 2011 at 22:18
Madge said…
Holy shit mamma! This can't be a true replica, he feels like a Ken doll!!!
8 June 2011 at 23:10
Jeremy from We Took The Bait said…
Cheryl is all smiles as she finally gets to visit the "Face/Off" museum.
9 June 2011 at 02:06
Raymond said…
Hey, someone's got my neighbour The Family Man by the family jewels or should I say that with her G-Force grab, this Big Momma has rendered Speckles speechless!
9 June 2011 at 08:44
00dozo said…
"Hey, I was right!! Even in effigy, they're all stuffed with tube socks!"
9 June 2011 at 15:16
Boom Boom Larew said…
The Waxman Cometh... hahahahahahahaha! I've got nutthin' after reading that!
10 June 2011 at 08:00
nonamedufus said…
That's actually quite funny.
10 June 2011 at 12:12
FrankLee MeiDere said…
Not a submission, just a comment -- isn't that Travolta, not Arnold?
10 June 2011 at 14:49
nonamedufus said…
You think so? That's a terrible likeness. Creepy.
10 June 2011 at 15:31
00dozo said…
I thought it looked like Travolta, too. The suit says Arnold, the face says Travolta, I think.
10 June 2011 at 20:07
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