Pause Ponder and Poke Fun At Asian People

We had quite a discussion in the comments this week, prompted by Madge, who wrote a very funny, yet what might be considered by some bordering on culturally insensitive post featuring Asian folks. Oh, well. Screw 'em if they can't take a joke, eh Madge?

Speaking of Madge, if we were to base our winner on sheer volume both Madge and Cheryl P. would have both won this week, hands down. Way to contribute ladies!

As ever, we had many great captions, making it difficult to narrow our submissions down. But I think you'll like what we've come up with.

Personally, I thought this guy was just let go from a computer firm in China because he totally blew it when he was asked for his IP address. No, eh?

So let's see who else flung dung, er, who said what...

Jin does nothing to help the Asian stereotype of being called a 'yellow man'.

Moooooog

After being challenged by local thugs, Wing runs away humiliated for misinterpreting what was meany by a "pissing contest".

00dozo

This is the exact opposite of a whiz kid, although he did get the whiz part right.

Cheryl P.

Hey, is that P. Did-he?

Cheryl P.

Our winner this week, I think, was trying to suck up to me. And she totally succeeded with...

Pause, ponder and pee.

Boom Boom Larew

Ha, ha Paula, that was very good. The definitive response, I think. I loved it. That really was the ideal pun. So you be hangin' with the dufus this week. Watchya wanna do? We better not drink too much 'cause ya know we may have to pause ponder and pee. Ha, ha, ha.

Oh, and I should point out. None of us have anything against Asian people. Some of our best friends are Asian people. Madge just thinks we should be fair and democratic and insult everyone! Just kidding, Madge.

See everyone next week.