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Pause Ponder and Pun #75

I just don't know what to make of this one.

I better leave it to you guys.

Leave your captions in the comments and we'll see ya Saturday with a winner.
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Madge said…
Montana, where the men are men, and crack whore is the new sexy.
13 April 2011 at 08:10
ba_hutch said…
Devon took the phrase "Sucking Face" just a little too literally!
13 April 2011 at 08:52
Moooooog35 said…
Well, there goes the old adage about 'opposites attract.'
13 April 2011 at 09:19
00dozo said…
Romance blooms at the Ozark Mountain Banjo Festival.
13 April 2011 at 09:57
Theresa said…
I'm with him/her because my other cousin couldn't make it. Darnit!
13 April 2011 at 10:17
Madge said…
You think you've got a small head, you should see the one in my pants.
13 April 2011 at 10:58
Anonymous said…
The inspiration behind Diana Ross/Lionel Richie's remake of Endless Love:

My Mutant Love.
13 April 2011 at 11:33
skeeter said…
And Tom was never wing-man for Tiger Woods again!
13 April 2011 at 11:52
Chris said…
Moooooog finally convinces his sister to go to the prom with him.
13 April 2011 at 12:07
Chris said…
One more pass through the ugly tree, and these two would actually start looking BETTER.
13 April 2011 at 14:08
Chris said…
Amazingly, her face distracts you from her ridiculously huge left hand.
13 April 2011 at 14:12
Chris said…
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13 April 2011 at 14:14
Chris said…
This is what you get when Billy Bob Thornton fucks an ostrich.
13 April 2011 at 14:17
LOTGK said…
Who's Sorry Now!
A new reality show featuring survivors of a Utah cult.
13 April 2011 at 15:28
Anonymous said…
What the hell am I looking at????
13 April 2011 at 15:32
Raymond said…
At his year's science fair, young Eric introduced man's newest travelling companion, Shrinkie, the first portable lap doll. "It's Shrinkie, it's Shrinkie, man's first portable doll, it's Shrinkie the most wonderful doll of them all."
13 April 2011 at 15:33
Jen said…
Where did you find this picture and these are the funniest things I have read in weeks, and I feel really guilty about that.
13 April 2011 at 17:22
vickilikesfrogs said…
Betsy-joe sold her teeth and most of her lower jaw to buy nifty green necklaces for herself and her soul-mate, Tommy. Ahhh, young love.
13 April 2011 at 18:26
Rico Swaff said…
Miranda Lambert got mauled over by a bus and her face became smashed in as a result. It's ok though, Robert Pattinson still loves her for who she is and even replaced his real teeth with buck teeth to make her feel better.
13 April 2011 at 18:54
00dozo said…
Polygamists remain stern in their beliefs despite the increasing number of interbreeding throwbacks.

(Thanks 'Latke' for the Utah reference - heh, heh.)
13 April 2011 at 18:56
Madge said…
Another sister mom, brother cousin family reunion draws to a close.
13 April 2011 at 19:09
meleah rebeccah said…
Okay, I have nothing - but I am DYING laughing at this:

"Madge said...

You think you've got a small head, you should see the one in my pants."

HILARIOUS!
13 April 2011 at 22:10
Anonymous said…
Making fun of someone with what is obviously a disease or deformity of some kind isn't funny in my book. I think you should really consider taking this one down.
13 April 2011 at 22:23
Chris said…
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15 April 2011 at 14:54
Chris said…
@Anonymous: Who the hell are you calling deformed? You insensitive ASSHOLE!
15 April 2011 at 14:55
00dozo said…
Polygamists remain stern in their beliefs despite the increasing number of interbreeding throwbacks.

(Thanks 'Latke' for the Utah reference - heh, heh.)
12 May 2011 at 15:15
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