"Honey, do you think this shower curtain will make my ass look fat?"
I like big butts and I can not lie. Somehow I don't think this is what Sir Mix-a-Lot had in mind...
Instead of a caption, I've expressed my reaction in pictures: http://doginthewaterpipe.blogspot.com/2010/06/amazing-art-2.htmlI think it up... something...
Okay. No way that person could be standing. Fake! Having said that it's the hair that makes her soooo cute.
"Honey, I've lost the soap again."
"I said, 'Bring me the BIG towel', you idiot!"
Ugh.I hate it when people use the OVERUSED saying: I just threw up a little in my mouth.But guess what?I just did.Ugh.
"I told you I could still fit in here, you owe me 20 bucks!"
"Honey, I need some help. I've been standing here for 20 minutes and my back is still not wet."
"If you are going to make me use the shower instead of the car wash, you could at least mop me down!"
"Hey, I found the remote control!"
In a game of flesh Tetris, no one wins.
Gotta love Renal Failure's comment!
"It's going to be another $100 if you want me to turn around."
When you see the Southern Cross for the first time, You understand now why you came this way.'Cause the truth you might be runnin' from is so small.But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a comin' day.
I'm ready for my back scrub darlin'. Bring that big new bar of soap.
"Mama" Cass Elliot needed a cold shower after performing "Creeque Alley" as a third encore at a recent Fillmore East show.
Though he found Stella's request odd, plumber Stanley Walsh installed a shower that sprayed bacon grease in her downstairs bathroom.
ET? No. ELT! Extra Large Terrestial.
Am I done?Sorry, it's what popped into my empty head.....
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