Now get this. It would seem that German soccer fans are a dedicated lot. A survey there last week has revealed most Germans would prefer watching their team in the World Cup final than having sex with their partners.
The survey indicated only 5 per cent of those questioned would prefer going all the way than watching their national soccer team, um, er, go all the way.
Historically, aren't these the guys that were busy creating the master race. Seems they're now into rooting for, what they hope is, the master soccer team.
Meanwhile, in Argentina their soccer players will be able to enjoy the best of both worlds. Their coach has decided to let team members have sex during the World Cup. As the team doctor puts it: "Sex is part of everybody's social life and it's not a problem in itself. Problems arise with the excesses: all the extra, a non-regular partner or in hours reserved for rest."
No, no silly. Today's a game day!
So the players will be able to have sex during the World Cup but with regular partners and without alcoholic drinks.
It'll be interesting to see if their performance is affected…both on the field or off. Some of these guys might actually have their minds on the game.
These guys clearly have their minds on sex!
Of course Germany and Argentina may not have to worry about this horny, er, ah, thorny issue. A Swiss mathematician has figured out that Brazil followed by Spain have the best chances of winning the World Cup.
No word if either of those teams will be having sex…but you can bet if either team gets into the finals that nation's soccer fan partners won't be getting any!
This post originally appeared at Sound Off To America