I'm a bit of a sports fanatic. Ask my wife. When the NFL season starts she calls herself the football widow. I enjoy watching hockey, although my team - the Senators - didn't make it very far into the post-season. I love basketball, although my Celtics lost to the Lakers in 7 games this year. I enjoy baseball. I like tennis and I'll watch soccer when there's nothing better to do.
Each of these sports have their own quirky activities. Take hockey. Players of this sport love to spit. They must build up a hell of a lot of mucus skating up and down the ice cause they're always spitting.
But hockey's long gone and baseball's in full swing (pun intended). They spit in baseball, too. Sunflower seeds, tobacco juice, and good old mucus build up. They also do something else in baseball. When players aren't slapping each other on the butt, they're grabbing themselves. Like this guy...
I'm not sure if this guy knows which hand the bat's in.
Remember when Roseanne Barr attempted to sing the national anthem at a game and got booed. With good reason: she couldn't carry a bat, let a tune. In response she gave the crowd a salute unique to baseball...
Then there's soccer. From time to time the referee will award a team a free kick. When this happens the other team's defenders line up between the kicker and the goal and...yep, you guessed it. They grab onto their privates...
You may not have known this but there's grabbing going on in tennis, too. Oh yeah! The worst offender is Spain's Rafael Nadal. Anyone who watches him regularly knows what I'm talking about. He has a distinct routine when he serves that he follows each and every time. He steps to the line pushes his hair back behind one ear, then the other and then he does this...
Personally, I think if he switched to boxers he wouldn't have this problem. Just sayin'.
Each of these sports have their own quirky activities. Take hockey. Players of this sport love to spit. They must build up a hell of a lot of mucus skating up and down the ice cause they're always spitting.
But hockey's long gone and baseball's in full swing (pun intended). They spit in baseball, too. Sunflower seeds, tobacco juice, and good old mucus build up. They also do something else in baseball. When players aren't slapping each other on the butt, they're grabbing themselves. Like this guy...
I'm not sure if this guy knows which hand the bat's in.
Remember when Roseanne Barr attempted to sing the national anthem at a game and got booed. With good reason: she couldn't carry a bat, let a tune. In response she gave the crowd a salute unique to baseball...
Then there's soccer. From time to time the referee will award a team a free kick. When this happens the other team's defenders line up between the kicker and the goal and...yep, you guessed it. They grab onto their privates...
You may not have known this but there's grabbing going on in tennis, too. Oh yeah! The worst offender is Spain's Rafael Nadal. Anyone who watches him regularly knows what I'm talking about. He has a distinct routine when he serves that he follows each and every time. He steps to the line pushes his hair back behind one ear, then the other and then he does this...
Personally, I think if he switched to boxers he wouldn't have this problem. Just sayin'.
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I don't want everybody watching me adjust my boob!
hee hee