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Don said…
iPhones and oil spills. It's what makes the world go 'round.
Anonymous said…
I suffer from iphone envy. It's been time honored tradition to be envious. I guess you could say it's a "generational" thing.

Oh, I just kill, don't I?

hee hee
nonamedufus said…
Don: Maybe they could plug the spill with iPhones?
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: Yes, you do!
00dozo said…
What? BP has never heard of a Vice-Grip??
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Yeah! Canadian Tire or Home Hardware has some great new tools! Good idea!
Deb said…
BP is so stupid. All they have to do is plug the damned hole with Oprah.

Geeze. It's so obvious.
Leeuna said…
Bwahahaha. I can't stop laughing at Deb's comment. And I agree. Oprah's big mouth would probably cover the pipe.

I love the cartoons. My favorite was the sign at the gas pumps.
nonamedufus said…
Deb: Hey, there you go. Lord knows she's big enough!
nonamedufus said…
Leeuna: The sign at the gas pumps was making it's way around the internet last week. Don't know if it's photoshopped or not but it's ironic.
I love the dead pelican one. HI-larious!
nonamedufus said…
Vodka and Ground Beef: That's pretty much the state of affairs. They've tried almost everything else.
When they run out of dead pelicans, maybe they can round up some spotted owls.
nonamedufus said…
Chris: I think one mother humpback whale ought to do it.

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