There was an odd story out of Danvers Massachusetts last week about a guy you might say threw himself into his work.
A cleaning man had to be rescued after he was sucked into a machine at a sausage making company. The guy was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season meat. Now isn’t that odd? Shouldn’t the machine work the other way. How can it season the meat if it sucks. Wouldn’t it work better if it blew the seasoning onto the meat. Oh, well. I don’t pretend to know the inner workings of a sausage-making factory any more than I know the inner contents of a sausage.
Stop showing off!
Local police reported the guy’s head and shoulders got stuck in the machine after it somehow turned itself on while being cleaned. Man, that’s some vacuum. It’d give Dyson a run for it’s money.
You know, I’d say the incident gives new meaning to getting “sucked in” – as well as to “seasoned worker”.
Reminds me of the story of the guy who worked at a meat factory and accidentally backed into the meat grinder. Yeah, he got a little behind in his work!
This post originally appeared on The Parody Files blog.