Pause Ponder and Plow

Ha, ha, I love playing around with the title of this post every week. Anywho, down to business. My brow was furrowed because we had some great submissions this week.

For example, Moooooog was outstanding in his field with...

It never ceases to amaze me what you can buy at Walmart

Don from Beyond Left Field cropped up with...

Hey dear!? Get off my Deer! It's going flat!

And Malisa's corny response got me chuckling with...

Billy Bob really knows how to haul ass!

Special mention goes to Skye for having a comment as big as a barn door...

Now that thar is mai brotha Bubba, and hiz wiyfe (mai Sista) Charlene. You see that cow's head on the front of the John Deer tracta cum trike? Well Bubba dun did wrestle that critter to the ground and strangled him dead with his bare hands! Now that thar cow scull is one fancy trophy, so you be mindin' your p's and q's in regards as to what you say, hear?

But it was Leeuna over at My Mind Wandered...and never came back who planted the winner. I think she could sell this to the tractor manufacturer as their next marketing motto...

"Nothing fits her rear like a John Deere."

Congrats, Leeuna, you be hangin' with the dufus! I'll warm up the tractor and pick you up at 8!

And congrats to everyone else for their high standard of captioning. I look forward to seeing everyone again next Wednesday for another edition of Pause, Ponder and Pun.

The Polka Dot Door

A long time ago, when I was 22, my first child was born. That kid grew up on a little Canadian kid's show called Polka Dot Door, produced by the TV Ontario network. And Dad, more often than not, sat through those shows with his little one. Nine or so years later when a brother, and a year after that when a sister came along number one son was moving on to Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzard. But there was a nice overlap where his siblings picked up where he had left off with Polka Dot Door. And Dad was right there to welcome them. So you're looking at a Polka Dot Door veteran. The show began in 1971 and ran to 1993. I didn't watch the full run but I did get in my fair share. The formula was pretty simple. A young male and female host, which seemed to change every week, sang songs, told stories, made crafts and generally did their best stimulate little brains. The show opened as follows... Imagination Day! Oh boy! You know what happens on Imagination D

My Back Pages - November

I know, I know, I know I should have reported in before now. But sometimes real life just gets in the way. I attempted 5 books in November. I say attempted because I slapped a big DNF (did not finish) on Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. I just can't seem to get into this guy. It's the second or third of his I've given up on, Not so the other four, starting with a biography of Stephen Stills called Change Partners. This followed by a hilarious biography of the guy responsible for National Lampoon called A Stupid and Futile Gesture - How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever. I ended the month reading yet another biography, this one of the man behind Rolling Stone magazine,. It was called Sticky Fingers: The Life and Times of Jann Wenner and Rolling Stone Magazine. A fascinating read. So last month I hit the magic number 50 I'd imagined for myself back in January. If I roll this month into my yearly total I'm at 54 books. And I still hav

30 Days of Photos III #4 Sour

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