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Okay guys.

You know the drill.

No help from me this week.

See ya Saturday with the winners.

Speaking of winners...pop on over to Mad-Mad Margo's and participate in her caption contest.

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Oh, hey, today's my turn over at The Parody Files.  Drop over and leave a comment there, too, after you've read my latest masterpiece - The Naked Chef!
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Moooooog35 said…
The day I KNEW he was my son.
24 March 2010 at 07:13
Moooooog35 said…
Jimmy tries to jumpstart the honeymoon.
24 March 2010 at 07:14
Moooooog35 said…
It was on or around this time that Billy regretted his desire to stop breastfeeding.
24 March 2010 at 07:14
Me-Me King said…
Mommy's aren't as firm as yours.
24 March 2010 at 11:39
Jeremy from Daily Cover Song said…
Doogie Howser's younger brother, Scooter, calls for an ultrasound after feeling what may be a small cyst in Nicole's right breast.
24 March 2010 at 11:59
Kelly said…
"Are they ripe yet?"
24 March 2010 at 12:47
Leeuna said…
"Okay, so what time is lunch?"
24 March 2010 at 15:17
Donnie said…
I hate when some kid beats me to the boobs.
24 March 2010 at 16:03
Ziva said…
The day Maria got married was the happiest day of her life. Coincidentally, it was also the happiest day of little Timmy's life.
24 March 2010 at 17:48
Ziva said…
"You're really good at this, Timmy. A little more to the left and you'll be playing birds and bees with the bridesmaids in no time."
24 March 2010 at 17:50
renalfailure said…
From an early age, Paulie knew he'd one day man the "Guess Your Bra Size" stand at the carnival.
24 March 2010 at 19:33
Chris said…
James Bond, Age 4.
24 March 2010 at 20:59
Tgoette said…
Say what you want about the downside of being an adolescent midget, Bobby wasn't thinking about that right now...
24 March 2010 at 22:53
Skye said…
Little Johnny proves that he takes his watching and learning and puts it into practice!
25 March 2010 at 06:26
Skye said…
Groped by a kid, if he were a man I'd be outraged and slap him. As it is though, it's kinda neat being the first woman he's felt up, or am I?
25 March 2010 at 06:27
Skye said…
I think I like older women, little girls my age don't have anything like This to play with!
25 March 2010 at 06:29
Skye said…
Women beware, Little Johnny is in da House!
25 March 2010 at 06:30
Anonymous said…
Birwearwoooooowshhhhh... biroooooo... Come in Tokyo.... Birwooo... Tokyo... Do You Copy?
25 March 2010 at 20:55
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
I don't have a caption for this. Not yet, anyway. I just keep thinking, "Lucky kid."
25 March 2010 at 21:02
Anonymous said…
Before using CougarLife.com little Timmy was stuck at first base with flat chested preschool chicks... Look at him now!
25 March 2010 at 21:32
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