I'd like to thank a special lady for spurring me on...metaphorically speaking - I don't think she's into that kinda stuff...to compile this post today. Yep, you could say she inspired me. Mad Mad Margo over at Screaming Me-Me (how come you always have to repeat yourself) dissed me yesterday. Yeah, she got all up in my face about beating her to the punch with yesterday's post. Imagine that. She had it in mind to do the same post I did. I think you've been out in that Arizona desert sun for too long, my love.
Any-hoo, she said she was gonna do a 26-part series starting today called The Fractured ABC's of Christmas. And she challenged me to "scoop that"! Well I don't have a dog, and I usually hesitate when I hit 'P' in the alphabet, so instead I've decided upon the following. I'm gonna do my own little version of the Twelve Days of Christmas - dufus style.
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Early? You bet. The twelve days of Christmas actually start December 25 and run to January 5. So here's my premature e-joculation... And I dedicate it to Mad Me-Me...
Oh, and because it's pretty much become second nature after a month of plugging them, here's the link to pun-aholics anonymous dot com, where Me-Me and I hang out with about 100 or so other depraved and destitute humour blogger types.
Oh! And, Me-Me? I compiled this yesterday and I've set it to post at 6:51 A.M. this morning, eastern standard time... or 4:51 where you are...is the sun up yet?
*clears throat* Ahem...me-me-me-me-me... (get it? See what I just did there?)
The Twelve Days of Christmas...Dufus Style
On the first day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
A black man in a White House
Joe Cool or Shaft?
On the second day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Two Fox News commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
Fox's pictures are worth a thousand digital alterations
On the third day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
On the fourth day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Four raving "birthers"
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
Dobbs: Doesn't like Mexicans or Kenyans
On the fifth day of Christmas
'Cause it's Canada she sent
Five Olympic rings
Four raving "birthers"
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
On the sixth day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Six governors a-laying
Five Olympic rings
Four raving "birthers"
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
Yeah I can see the mix-up, Governor Sanford...
Appalachian and Argentina both have a lot of a's in them
On the seventh day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Seven-Up, not Diet Dr. Pepper, Quirks
Six governors a-laying
Five olympic rings
Four raving "birthers"
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
On the eighth day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Eight hot pics of Sarah Palin
Seven-Up, not Diet Dr. Pepper, Quirks
Six governors a-laying
Five Olympic rings
Four raving "birthers"
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News Commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
Wow, those 'Live with Regis and Kelly' makeovers really rock!
On the ninth day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Nine former Glenn Beck advertisers
Eight hot pics of Sarah Palin
Seven-Up, not Diet Dr. pepper, Quirks
Six governors a-laying
Five Olympic rings
Four raving "birthers"
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News Commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
Follow the yellow-journalism road
On the tenth day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Bill O'Reilly a-leaping
Nine former Glenn Beck advertisers
Eight hot pics of Sarah Palin
Seven-Up, not Diet Dr. Pepper, Quirks
Six governors a-laying
Five Olympic rings
Four raving "birthers"
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News commentators
Who Can't interview a black man in a White House
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Eleven thousand more troops for Afghanistan
Bill O'Reilly a-leaping
Nine former Glenn Beck advertisers
Eight hot pics of Sarah Palin
Seven-Up, not Diet Dr. Pepper, Quirks
Six governors a-laying
Five Olympic rings
Four raving "birthers"
Three Tea-Baggers
Two Fox News Commentators
Who can't interview a black man in a White House
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Mad Me-Me sent to me
Twelve more songs by Michael Jackson
Eleven thousand more troops for Afghanistan
Bill O'Reilly a-leaping
Nine former Glenn Beck advertisers
Eight hot pics of Sarah Palin
Seven-Up not Diet Dr. Pepper, Quirks
Six governors a-laying
Gratuitous Canadian content
Those "birthers"
The Tea-Bagger guys
Two Fox News blatherers
And *salutes* the Afro-American White House Partridge Famm-i-lee
Beat It
P.S. To my two Arizona amigos: Quirkyloon's feelings might have been hurt by some of this post. Mad Mad Margo might have been ticked by the rest of it. And half of America's probably pissed off by now. Thank God half of America doesn't read my blog. As if.
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Thanks to Rob Kroese for the Michael Moore pic, which I just had to pinch.
Thanks to Jad.blog for the O'Reilly motivational poster - it was so funny I stole it.
26 comments:
lol!!! awesome!!
have a fantastic time ahead!!
I had a witty comment and then I got to the Sarah Palin thing and am lucky I have a free hand to type this now.
I realize it's doctored but, honestly, who carees?
I'm sure Me-Me will have a little more to say this time than complaining about the time zone. At least I hope she does. That was good! Regis and Kelly workouts huh? Hmmm, not a bad gift idea.
Sorcerer: Glad you enjoyed it.
Moooooog: Well, I'm glad I got a rise out of you this morning.
Don: I'm hoping she does too. I've thrown down the gauntlet. That's what happens when you forget to wear a belt.
id hate for your ace scooping abilities to go unused so i will send you a little, umm, 'fodder'
I loved it! Completely!
No hurt feelings here. I got tougher skin than that Noname! hee hee
That was great and I can even forgive you for going the Seven Up route. Cuz, I'm forgiving that way.
*smile*
Now THAT's the way to ring in the holiday season! Well done, Dufus! (Even if you were hatin' on Dr Pepper... hatin' on Sarah Palin, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck & Fox News more than made up for it!)
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Nooter: Actually I already got plenty, having won ettarose's piece of crap four times.
Quirks: Ah good. One day I'm gonna do a post dedicated to diet Dr Pepper - I swear. But today it was 7-Up that just seemed to fit, ya know. Cheers.
Cat Lady: Thank you ma'am. And, of course, I had to be the first! The lyrics, hunting, down the pics, the captions and the format took me about 3 hours. But it was worth it if I beat Me-Me to the punch. Ha, ha.
Me-Me: That's it? That's the best ya got? Your comment says fa-la-la-la-la but you lips are saying something else that starts with "f"!
LOL! I am from Arizona, no offense taken.
Christiejolu: I hope you dropped by Screaming Me-Me to get a sense of the other side of the story. She's got me all wrong, don't ya think?
Okay, as far as rhythm and meter, that song's friggin tough to sing. And believe me, I tried.
DK: heh, heh, thanks for playing along.
That was Cute!!
Amy: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I'm in awe! This is my first comment, but you are starting to rock it out of the park man... from a long time lurker.
Anonymous: We welcome all denominations, here, including lurkers. Welcome, brother. Thanks for the comment.
*tips cap*
Glad to contribute to this funny post, even if it was only with a picture.
Jad: I'm glad you enjoyed it. And I appreciate the "loan" of the pic. It was perfect.
lol!!! awesome!!
have a fantastic time ahead!!
*tips cap*
Glad to contribute to this funny post, even if it was only with a picture.
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