The topic from the folks at Theme Thursday this week is "snow". Now perhaps the most common take on this theme is Jingle Bells because of the line "Dashing through the snow". Well, we're about as far as you can get from common at nonamedufus. So here's an uncommon take...
GOING ROGUE
Dashing through the states
In a Gulfstream private jet
O'er the bookstores we go
Laughing at the stupid gets
Bucks them Billy-Bobs bring
To buy my silly book
What fun it is to laugh and sing
"Gotchya media's mistook"
The button-down mind of Sarah Palin
Going Rogue, Going Rogue
Going to grab power
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Going Rogue, Going Rogue
They think I'm travelling by bus
Oh, what fun it is to fool
The people of the continental US
It's a bus, plane and simple
A month or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Todd was outta here
And the governership I'd let slide
My book is a best seller
People gush - gosh, darn, heck
McCain can hoot and holler
But I love that slick Glenn Beck
Todd, can you see Russia from here? Bye!
Going Rogue, Going Rogue
Going to grab power
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a Gulfstream at $14k an hour
Going Rogue, Going Rogue
They think I'm travelling by bus
Oh, what fun it is to fool
The people of the continental US, yeah!*
*with sincerest apologies to James Lord Pierpont
35 comments:
then you finish with:
"..but she's hottttttttt"
(jazz hands)
Are Canadians allowed to pick on Sarah?
LOL. Just remember: You're between Alaska and the Lower 48... You're surrounded!
Moooooog: Laughing all the way.
John: Of course. I do it about once a week.
Ha! Terrific rendition of the old popular Christmas song!
Loved it!
Where's the moose chili?
word veri: recalfs
I'd do her even if her book sucked. As long as she did too! I'm with moooooog on this one.
I'm in Russia. I'm staring back at her.
Fun piece, but can we retire any and all mention of this chick with the end of 2009?
Dufus, you wrote a clever song
Can American all be wrong?
To buy her book and take a look
Hey, moooooog she's wearing a thong!
Ohhhhhhh.....
tee hee. love it...happy tt!
Quirks: Thanks. I had fun with it. I think she left it in Alaska, thank goodness.
Don: I wonder if Tiger Woods beat you to it?
JeffScape: Wave, man.
Wings: I'm with you. Unfortunately, I don't think it's going to happen.
Me-Me: Don't encourage him!
Brian: Thanks, man. Happy TT.
Oh, going rogue! I thought it was getting rouge.
Fabulous!
Dang-didn't think this angle at all! Bravo!
Ronda: Yeah, I could have gone in that direction too.
Stephanie: Thanks!
Chris: Sometimes the mind works in mysterious ways.
who said she's hot?! Ok, compared to Howard Taft, for sure.
Tom: Not me. I never said she was hot. Afraid I've got some misguided friends.
If her book is written anything like she speaks, I'd rather be stranded in a snowstorm - forever.
Ha ha, great new version of an old song! Me likes!
Angel May: You know when asked she said she couldn't comment on the Kyoto Accord as she'd only ever seen the Honda.
Dot-Com: I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Palin's hot? I think Moooog needs a new fantasy. Speaking of poems, my captcha word is "valinga." That sounds dirty, like most of what Palin and Glenn Beck have to say.
Nice poem, NoName.
Mike" Valinga all the way, hey!
The thing I like best about Christmas music is that it's only popular for a month before people get SO SICK of it they can't stand to hear anymore. With luck, any mention of Going Rogue will be crammed in the proverbial attic come January.
WordWire: With any luck, indeed! But I think, unfortunately, this is just a practice run for 2012 and we'll have to put up with her for some time yet - sigh.
Very original take on snow, lol. Happy TT
Dreamhaven: Thanks a lot. Glad you liked it.
Dufus, you wrote a clever song
Can American all be wrong?
To buy her book and take a look
Hey, moooooog she's wearing a thong!
Ohhhhhhh.....
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