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It's all in the punctuation:

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

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Count Sneaky said…
Greetings Noname,
Ain't this the sorry truth. You need to do the opposite from the male viewpoint.
You have some funny blog material here. Really funny. I'll be out next week for a back operation but will be back blogging away after that. Keep up the great work. My best Count Sneaky
nonamedufus said…
Count. Many thanks kind sir. Hope all goes well with your surgery.
Anonymous said…
i definitely love your posting way, very useful.
don't give up and keep penning in all honesty , because it just good worth to follow it.
looking forward to see a lot more of your own well written articles, kind regards ;)
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Anonymous said…
i definitely love your posting way, very useful.
don't give up and keep penning in all honesty , because it just good worth to follow it.
looking forward to see a lot more of your own well written articles, kind regards ;)
Count Sneaky said…
Greetings Noname,
Ain't this the sorry truth. You need to do the opposite from the male viewpoint.
You have some funny blog material here. Really funny. I'll be out next week for a back operation but will be back blogging away after that. Keep up the great work. My best Count Sneaky

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