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Chesticles

God, uh, if there is one, is one smart dude. As the story goes he fashioned Eve from Adam's rib and that point in man - and women's - evolution can be pointed to as when the trouble began. Well, He made her different, didn't He. He gave her something with which to catch man's eye. Yep, I'm talking about breasts. Or as the Urban Dictionary euphamistically describes them:


Tits, titties, tig ol' bitties, boobs, jugs, melons, cans, hooters, dirty pillows, gazongas, yabbos, tig bitties, knockers, mammaries, fun bags, honkers, headlights, baps, meat puppets, ta-tas, naturals, boobies, guns, bahama mammas, balloons, bawagos, big brown eyes, blinkers, bobambas, bodacious tatas, bombs, bosom, bosooms, boulders, Bristols, brown suckies, bubatoes, bups, bust, busts, Cadillac bumper bullets, casabas, chest, chuberteens, cones, gedoinkers, doorknobs, floppers, fried eggs, fugis, gams, gazangas, jungle tits, golden bazoos, golden winnebagoes, mounds, mountains, marshmallows, Maguffies, grenadoes, hogans, honkers,itty-bitty-titties, jalobes, bazongoes, bazookas, bazooms, bazoos, ninnies, nips, nupies, pair, nice pair, penis squeezers, beamers, starter buttons, tads, handles, tatas, tittyboppers, bee stings, jiggers, jobes, rolling hills, cup cakes, cushions, dairy section, highbeams, hinyackas, knobs, love apples, love monkeys, luscious scoops of flesh, twins, love warts, watermellons, wazoos, whoppers, winnebagos, yabos, mambas, mammas, mamms, massive mammaries, mazabas, mellons, milk factories, Mcguffies, mosquito bites,perkies, pillows, pimples, pink chewies, rack, set, smosabs, stacked, torpedoes, towel racks.



I'm sure we haven't exhausted all the synonoms for "chesticles" in this list, although I must say I am after reading it! Now the next natural question - for a guy anyway - is who has the biggest ones? Well funny you should ask. I asked myself the same question and went looking (in a manner of speaking) for the answer.


According to WikiAnswers, a lady called Olivia Dear in Wales UK is rumoured to have the biggest in the UK .


Lolo Ferrari (born Eve Valois) appeared in the French Guinness Book of World Records in 1996 and again in the American Guinness Book of World Records in 2003. Her brassiere measurements have been given by various sources as 58F, 54G, and 54J.

Sabrina Sabrok (born March 4, 1977 in Buenos Aires, Argentina) is an Argentine model and television actress. Sabrok is mostly known for her large breasts (small wonder, they each weigh 3.5 kilograms) and her beauty. Sabrina has recently gained attention with her plans to have the world's largest breasts through plastic surgery; she hopes to achieve a bra size of 42XXX.


Tina Small (yeah, right) a British model of the 1980's claimed to measure 84EE OR GG-22-34.


The aptly (or amply) named Chelsea Charms claims to have a 153XXX bust, but no conclusive evidence is shown.


And my two favourites (no pun intended):

Wendy Whoppers claims an 88 EE bust.


And finally, the holder of the Guinness World Record for the "World's Largest Augmented Breasts" is (wait for it) Maxi Mounds .



She approached Guinness in August of 2003, but the category did not yet exist. After creating the category the Guinness organization contacted her to request her measurements and other documentation. She was presented with an official certificate that reads: Maxi Mounds (USA) was measured at Sarasota, Florida, on 4 February 2005 and found to have an under breast measurement of 91.44 cm (36 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 153.67 cm (60.5 in). She currently wears a US size 42M bra (UK 42J)

Well, that concludes the lesson for today. Ta-tas for now...

Comments

Thinkinfyou said…
I don't know if that's what I'd wanna be known for. Those things are HUGE!!
freetheunicorns said…
Those things need their own zip code. And a full-time chiropractor.

Don't get me wrong, I love breasts. But in this case, there's way too much of a good thing. You could get lost in that cleavage.
Mike said…
Boobs.

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

Huhhuhuhuh.
Lady Sarcasm said…
Thanks linkage must have taken you some serious time, I applaud your dedication to the boobages. :)
Joanne Casey said…
Here's another one - norks
nonamedufus said…
Thinkinfyou: And her name is too much!

FTU: You said a mouthful.

Mike: Just what are you trying to say?

Lady Sarcasm: It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Joanne: Ha, that's good!
Dalton J. Fox said…
I somehow completely missed this post before. How I could ever miss a post about boobs is beyond me.

Excellent research you've done there, my friend.
mavericstud1 said…
Tina Small (yeah, right) a British model of the 1980's claimed to measure 84EE OR GG-22-34

Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Incredible Titanic Tina Small

Chesty Morgan in the 1970s and Susie Sparks in the late 1980s and the advent of the WorldWideWeb in the 1990s that opened the door for big boob models of all sizes and ages. This is a tribute to the fabulous big boob models, both the classic and modern. We try to gather as much info on their careers we can.
add to this post please

We appreciate any help you can contribute both in biographical information, pix and movies.

Boobgraphies are ALL FREE. Please check our sponsor affiliates for the best Boob Videos and DVDs at the lowest prices!

Who sports the biggest boobs? Is it Norma Stitz, current holder of the Guiness Book of World Record Big Tits? Or maybe the udderly incredible Titanic Tina Small of yesteryear, the all-natural Sabrina Meloni or today's German beauties, Nadine Janson and Milena Velba? Perhaps the udderly amazing Caribbean model Miosotis? Do foam mammoths like Zena Fulsom, Mandy Mountjoy or Cindy Fulsom count?

Boob beauty is, of course, in the eye and id of the beholder. Do you prefer high and firm or low and saggy? Here you can decide or, hopefully, appreciate them all.


Is Titanic Tina A.k.a Tina Small -ultra top-heavy model-1980's Blond with 83 Inch Bosom real.
Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy. She quickly became a sensation and a controversy within the pages of Fling "“some fans loving her and excepting her as is, while others not-saying she was beautiful and either needed a plastic surgeon or a forklift with cups. She lived or lived in the UK .Anyone ever meet her and this only open to real people, not clowns on the net-being funny. Unless you actually met her while filmed on one her movies or during one her modeling session, don’t bother sticking your ignorant, narrow minded retard opinions in.

Tina Small was a hoax.She put on a short haired blond wig to hide long,golden blond hair so people know it was her.Unfortunately,people recognized giant hooters.as this one or two guys who says he saw her on the street once or twice.

Actually,Tina Small's real name Tina Bigboonbinski or Christina Jane Bigboonbinski.But is also known as Tina Von Hindenberg and Tina Twinedeathstars
Johnny Asshole said…
I want to find ( CHESTICLES ) under the tree for Christmas!
mavericstud1 said…
Tina Small (yeah, right) a British model of the 1980's claimed to measure 84EE OR GG-22-34

Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Incredible Titanic Tina Small

Chesty Morgan in the 1970s and Susie Sparks in the late 1980s and the advent of the WorldWideWeb in the 1990s that opened the door for big boob models of all sizes and ages. This is a tribute to the fabulous big boob models, both the classic and modern. We try to gather as much info on their careers we can.
add to this post please

We appreciate any help you can contribute both in biographical information, pix and movies.

Boobgraphies are ALL FREE. Please check our sponsor affiliates for the best Boob Videos and DVDs at the lowest prices!

Who sports the biggest boobs? Is it Norma Stitz, current holder of the Guiness Book of World Record Big Tits? Or maybe the udderly incredible Titanic Tina Small of yesteryear, the all-natural Sabrina Meloni or today's German beauties, Nadine Janson and Milena Velba? Perhaps the udderly amazing Caribbean model Miosotis? Do foam mammoths like Zena Fulsom, Mandy Mountjoy or Cindy Fulsom count?

Boob beauty is, of course, in the eye and id of the beholder. Do you prefer high and firm or low and saggy? Here you can decide or, hopefully, appreciate them all.


Is Titanic Tina A.k.a Tina Small -ultra top-heavy model-1980's Blond with 83 Inch Bosom real.
Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy. She quickly became a sensation and a controversy within the pages of Fling "“some fans loving her and excepting her as is, while others not-saying she was beautiful and either needed a plastic surgeon or a forklift with cups. She lived or lived in the UK .Anyone ever meet her and this only open to real people, not clowns on the net-being funny. Unless you actually met her while filmed on one her movies or during one her modeling session, don’t bother sticking your ignorant, narrow minded retard opinions in.

Tina Small was a hoax.She put on a short haired blond wig to hide long,golden blond hair so people know it was her.Unfortunately,people recognized giant hooters.as this one or two guys who says he saw her on the street once or twice.

Actually,Tina Small's real name Tina Bigboonbinski or Christina Jane Bigboonbinski.But is also known as Tina Von Hindenberg and Tina Twinedeathstars
Joanne Casey said…
Here's another one - norks

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