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Pause Ponder and Perturbing

This was an odd pic. It's actually a sculpture of a screw outside a museum in Rotterdam. Yeah, go figure. Maybe it's a Sex Museum, I dunno. A friend sent me this pic and thought it might be something I could post for Pause Ponder and Pun. Now knowing this, let's see what you guys thought...

Motto for Craftsman Tool Tech University: "We're so screwed".

Even a screw can melt in the bowels of the Texas heat.

Pigpen watched helplessly as his friend Spike succumbed to a Viagra overdose.

But our winner called it as he saw it this week!

I waited 30 days for Pause Ponder and Pun and all I got was this stinkin picture.

Heh, heh. Funny, LOTGK. Very funny. But now we're back after 30 Days of Photos and everyone knows where to find us every Wednesday. Congratulations, LOTGK, you waited 4 weeks but now you be hangin' with dufus. Good on ya! Wear my badge well, dude.


Shawn said…
Congratulations. I think LOTGK hit the nail on the head with this one. Sorry nonamedufus
nonamedufus said…
He's a smart ass. But a funny one.
MalisaHargrove said…
I could use a sweaty screw right about now. Whoa! Did I say that??? Dufus, so sorry my entry did not win. I think it was rigged. I think I got screwed!
Lindamedrano said…
I'm with Malisa on this one. In all ways!
Quirkyloon said…
LOTGK strkes again! Way to go! And yes Dufus it was an odd pic! heh heh But it's always good to be caption-challenged! heh heh
00dozo said…
Congrats, LOTGK!

And congrats to the other honourables! Thanks for the mention, dufus - it's been awhile since I've been here (gawd, it almost feels like forever).

nonamedufus said…
Um, ah, okay.
nonamedufus said…
The sweaty screw thing?
nonamedufus said…
Yeah, LOTGK "nailed" it.
nonamedufus said…
I think after 30 daysI'm experiencing photo fatigue.
LOTGK said…
Hey everyone, SCREW YOU!

And thank you. I had a joke about nuts and bolts, but after just seeing Eli Manning on SNL as a drag queen. I am stumped...
Cheryl said…
It's taken 2 days to finally get here (I think my computer hates me).

Congrats LOTGK. Thanks for the shout-out dufus. So far I'm loving the pity vote.
nonamedufus said…
I don't get it. I guess I had to be there.
nonamedufus said…
Don't feel bad. It's taken ME 2 days to get to my own comments. I'm not sure if the problem's with Blogger or DISQUS. Frustrating.
Cheryl said…
Cheryl @ Deckside Thoughts
nonamedufus said…
I seem to have fixed the problem. One of the widgets in my sidebar wasn't loading. I removed it and the problem was solved.

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