I don't know.Unless this guy's hangin' with dufus?
Go for it.
A long time ago, when I was 22, my first child was born. That kid grew up on a little Canadian kid's show called Polka Dot Door, produced by the TV Ontario network. And Dad, more often than not, sat through those shows with his little one. Nine or so years later when a brother, and a year after that when a sister came along number one son was moving on to Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzard. But there was a nice overlap where his siblings picked up where he had left off with Polka Dot Door. And Dad was right there to welcome them. So you're looking at a Polka Dot Door veteran. The show began in 1971 and ran to 1993. I didn't watch the full run but I did get in my fair share. The formula was pretty simple. A young male and female host, which seemed to change every week, sang songs, told stories, made crafts and generally did their best stimulate little brains. The show opened as follows... Imagination Day! Oh boy! ...
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Masticate the cucumber, place chees on head, toast marshmallow and swing on body. Something isn't right.
(really, I've got nuthin' this week)
;-)
The actual "reward" of the Nigerian spam scams.
(I gotta tell ya - this is one tough banana this week)
;-)
Pebbles in your hand
Pebbles in your shoe.
Pebbles in your pocket
How many have you?
One, two, three, etc.
But now it's
Pickles on your tummy
Pickles smell up shoes
Pickles in your mouthies
How many have you?
One, tow, three, etc.
Sincerely,
The Face Humper Organization
(this is sung to the tune of "Swing low, Sweet Chariot".
Swing Low, Weird Idi-ot
We're goin' to carry you home