Well, here we go again folks. As if it weren't enough that I knocked myself out in April participating in 30 Days of Photos, now dear Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese have corralled a bunch of us suckers into a 30 Days of Writing exercise. Yeah, I know. I must have stupid written backwards on my forehead. I don't know how they figured it out. They would have had to look in my mirror to realize it. Anyhoo, the first day's theme is - surprise, surprise - cheese. And here are the internet imbeciles Nicky and Mike managed to sucker into to this little exercise: Well, first off there's me! Once you've read my post you can visit: Mike and Nicky , Cheryl , If I Were God , Katherine , Laughing Mom , Linda M , Malisa , MikeWJ , Sandra , Leeuna and Still Unfinished . Okay, who cut the cheese? Well growing up in my house it was usually my mother. She prepared and served the food and the knife ...
I don't know.
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Masticate the cucumber, place chees on head, toast marshmallow and swing on body. Something isn't right.
(really, I've got nuthin' this week)
;-)
The actual "reward" of the Nigerian spam scams.
(I gotta tell ya - this is one tough banana this week)
;-)
Pebbles in your hand
Pebbles in your shoe.
Pebbles in your pocket
How many have you?
One, two, three, etc.
But now it's
Pickles on your tummy
Pickles smell up shoes
Pickles in your mouthies
How many have you?
One, tow, three, etc.
Sincerely,
The Face Humper Organization
(this is sung to the tune of "Swing low, Sweet Chariot".
Swing Low, Weird Idi-ot
We're goin' to carry you home