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Pause Ponder and Pun #89



This must be illustrative of what Steve Tyler used to sing:

She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favourite blues.

Or, maybe not 'cause I think they're only seven inch records.

Now that we're in the groove, drop the needle...or at least a caption.

Who knows maybe we'll have someone new who can turn the tables (get it...turntable?) on our previous winners.

We'll find out Saturday just who, ahem, measures up.
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Whitey said…
It's an Up With People reunion ... and they're about to lose their G rating.
20 July 2011 at 09:02
Whitey said…
"But the sign said it's Singles Night!"
20 July 2011 at 09:09
quirkyloon said…
You spin me right round, baby right round like a record baby, right right round round! (Please?)
20 July 2011 at 13:28
SP said…
Dufus admit it .. you are "Green with Penis Envy"
20 July 2011 at 15:54
Madge said…
Wanna take us for a spin?
20 July 2011 at 16:20
Madge said…
Who needs latex when you have vinyl
20 July 2011 at 16:20
Madge said…
Never underestimate the power of a 45
20 July 2011 at 16:21
Madge said…
all these records and not one needle dick in the bunch
20 July 2011 at 16:21
Madge said…
four decent looking dudes and a chubby, we have something for all the ladies
20 July 2011 at 16:22
Madge said…
good one Whitey, had to think about it for a second
20 July 2011 at 16:23
00dozo said…
Meh. 45's are too short. Give me a 33 anyday.
20 July 2011 at 17:27
00dozo said…
In its comeback it's, "hats off" for the new Devo.
20 July 2011 at 17:34
00dozo said…
"Hey look! We finally got Disqus!"
20 July 2011 at 17:39
skeeter said…
Now we know why, "Bubba shot the juke box last night"!
20 July 2011 at 17:56
Skeeter said…
They could have saved a lot of money, instead of all those guys, one black dude could displayed the whole damn collection.
20 July 2011 at 17:59
Mind of a Madman said…
Just found your site... did some looking around. It gave me Hep C! Thanks alot! Guess I gotta follow you now... you know to warn the others!
20 July 2011 at 18:37
nonamedufus said…
Glad you found me. I hope you'll be back once you get over that Hep C situation.
20 July 2011 at 19:58
Raymond said…
Wait till Dufus shows our B side!
20 July 2011 at 22:10
Skeeter said…
Hell, I got hep A from all the bullshit around here!
21 July 2011 at 07:06
Linda Medrano said…
I think these guys are "LifeSpringers".
21 July 2011 at 20:36
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