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Let It Blow, Let It Blow, Let It Blow...


Oh the picture on my blog is frightful
But the captions were delightful
And since Grampa's got no place to go
Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow

Ah, nothing like a blow-up doll to inflate our spirits this time of year...

We had plenty of great captions this week.


For example, injaynesworld got me chuckling with...

Some people can just suck the life out of anything


And lotgk took a swing at things with...

Since the Tiger Woods debacle, Ernie has been working overtime to keep up with requests


And FreakSmack got good one in with...

Sure, Grandpa acted surprised to find the blow-up doll under the tree, but the man's been walking around singing "All I want for Christmas is a Porky Paulina" since mid July


Those were all good captions, folks, but it was surveygirl46 that put me over the top with...

When Bobby came downstairs the night before Christmas and caught his Grandfather sitting under the tree and "patching Patches", the mystery of what an 86 year-old man had been doing with all those boxes of viagra in his sock drawer for the last 6 months was suddenly solved.

Congratulations surveygirl, you be hangin' with dufus. Look up. Mistletoe! Merry Christmas.

Comments

Me-Me King said…
Congratulations to SurveyGirl!!!
Yay, SurveyGirl! Thank god my grandfather's long dead or I wouldn't sleep a wink on Christmas eve, thinking about that!

Love Jayne's caption, too! Too bad you couldn't have a tie this week!
Anonymous said…
Wow...just wow...:)

Okay, that was really sick and twisted, but I love it, being the sick and twisted freak I am...well, sometimes...like today.
Anonymous said…
Good entries and tough choice so it is a great honor for Survey Girl to come out the winner!

Congrats SurveyGirl!

And congrats to Nomie for finding another traumatizing picture to terrorize my psyche with! hee hee

word veri: cludis
Donnie said…
Oh! So those are patches?!
nonamedufus said…
Me-Me: Yeah, here, here. Er, ah, there, there.
nonamedufus said…
Cat Lady: Yep, I liked Jayne's too. I haven't worn a tie in roughly 5 years.
nonamedufus said…
UR: You are! (haha)
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: Are you complementing my largesse?
nonamedufus said…
Don: Patches? *sing it with me now* I'm depending on you son.
injaynesworld said…
Congrats, SurveyGirl!

I like it here. You're all so twisted.
nonamedufus said…
Jayne: Damn, straight. Tell all your friends!
surveygirl46 said…
thanks Nonamedufus and everyone else for your kind words...! But we have to look at the big picture here....We're ALL winners...your caps were just as lovely and thought provoking and let's not forget the most important thing ....I BEAT FREAK SMACK!!!!
surveygirl46 said…
PS - do i get to put that pic of u upside down on my blog?
nonamedufus said…
surveygirl: Well done! And here's to whipping FreakSmack.
nonamedufus said…
surveygirl: Abso-friggin-lutely!!!
Anonymous said…
Congrats to the winner!

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