"..and that's how nonamedufus became my favorite blog ever."
Candy started drinking heavily after she lost a part on Seinfeld to Teri Hatcher. Seems nobody believed her reading of the line "They're real and they're SPECTACULAR"
excuse my language but... HOLY FUCK.
Ahahahahhhaha! OMFG, Nicky!!
The health nuts alternative to tapping a keg.
Nice spice rack.
When Monster Energy Drinks go bad... and morph into Monster Mammaries!HA!
Would I be the first person to drown in a motorboat?
When instructed to do so, open the plastic pouch and remove the vest. Slip it over your head. Pass the straps around your waist and adjust at the front. To inflate the vest, pull firmly on the blue cord. If you need to refill the vest, blow into the mouthpieces. Your seat bottom cushion can be used as a flotation device. Pull the cushion from the seat, slip your arms into the straps, and hug the cushion to your chest.
Octomom's wet nurse.
If threatened by a greater foe, Cheryl will swell to nearly double her original size, making it much more difficult for the larger male predator to swallow her
After downing a few bottles of Dasani, Bambi began to suspect that her esophageal surgery hadn't gone quite right.
proof that water goes into jugs
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