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Pause Ponder and Pity Poor Ronald


Ronald has definitely fallen upon tough times. They won't even serve him at his own drive-thru. Sadly, this picture demonstrates how low he's fallen. If you look closely you'll see he's put the cart before the horse meat.

What did you guys think this week? Well, I'm glad you asked...



Golden Arches? More like Fallen Arches.



Due to a recent lack of sales revenue, Ronald took a second job as assistant to the Hamburglar.



Ronald McDonald: the new mascot for meals on wheels... coming to a shelter near you.



*Drum roll please* And our winner this week is our old favourite from down New Hampshire way...


McDonald's unveils its new advertising campaign for the lower-priced McHomeless Meals.


Okay, moooooog! You done do'od it, dude. You be hanging with the dufus this week. Congratulations. I'd invite you to get together and hit McDonald's but for some strange reason I've lost my appetite.



Any-hoo, thanks to moooooog and the rest who played along this week. At Pause Ponder and Pun we have over 1 billion punned. Yeah, well something like that.

Comments

Quirky Loon said…
Wow another honourable mention! Whee! Thankee!

And I knew moooog35 hit it again! Mchomeless meal!

Great job moooog35-ster! Great job!
nonamedufus said…
"Coming to a shelter near you" was pretty good too, Quirks. But alas, moooooog got ya by that much.
K A B L O O E Y said…
All good and worthy. Nice job, guys. I'm throwing in a belated "Sales are proving disappointing for Micky D's 99 cent "Crappy Meal."
nonamedufus said…
I like that one!

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