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Pause Ponder and Pump - You Up


You know I've been gazing at this photo since Thursday and I simply can't figure out if it's the "before" or "after" shot.

Any-hoo, here are our runner-up captioners...


Body Builder Barbie - Recalled for the love of all that is holy.
Venom



Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show was kicked off by her two biggest hits.



Nobody ever looked at Gertrude in the eyes and commented on the size of her nose.



And our, ahem, "wiener" this week is a Pause Ponder and Pun aficionado from way back...



If you think that's gross, you should see the size of her penis.


Way to go moooooog. You give new meaning to hangin' with dufus this week. Congratulations.

See everyone next week!

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Shawn said…
Moooooog wins and deservedly so.
4 February 2012 at 11:58
nonamedufus said…
Moooooog's a master but you're not too shabby yourself.
4 February 2012 at 12:52
Shawn said…
That is true. I am awesome.
4 February 2012 at 15:18
nonamedufus said…
You're, aw, some what?
4 February 2012 at 17:28
Quirky Loon said…
Congrats to all who had enough creativity to even think of a caption... I threw up every time I looked at it.

Now, I've lost five pounds!

HA!
4 February 2012 at 18:54
nonamedufus said…
This has to be the worst example of body building I've ever seen. Why do women in particular go for this look? Weird.
4 February 2012 at 20:34
meleahrebeccah said…
LOL @ Mooog.

But HOLY TERRIFYING man/lady.
5 February 2012 at 20:34
nonamedufus said…
Terrifying indeed, Meleah.
6 February 2012 at 08:35
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