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Pause Ponder and Pun #110

Hmmm. Okay.

She's gonna pump... you... up.

You know the drill.

Leave a caption and we'll be back Saturday to see who be hangin' with Dufus.

Work it, work it.


moooooog35 said…
The cover of the latest "Dude, Gross" magazine.
moooooog35 said…
If you think that's gross, you should see the size of her penis.
Quirky Loon said…
I'll try a caption after I finish hurling.


You sure know how to pick 'em!


Laughingmom said…
Nobody ever looked at Gertrude in her eyes and commented on the size of her nose.
Shawn said…
Plastic surgery was the order of the day for Arnold Schwarzenegger's 65th birthday.
Shawn said…
Madonna's Superbowl halftime show was kicked off by her two biggest hits.
From the Mind of a Madman said…
Its like a Mrs. Potato Head..... but of weird body-builder chest parts?
Nicky said…
Why, Pickles? What could we have possibly done to deserve this?
Venom said…
Bodybuilder Barbie - Recalled for the love of all that is holy.

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