I think this guy used to be a submarine commander and spent too much time peering through a periscope. He's now afflicted with that submarine captain malady known as periscope eyes. Unfortunately no amount of saying "up periscope" will fix things. Maybe he just needs some V-eye-agra.
Okay, maybe it's just me. The observation, not the picture. Although I do have an eye out for a winner.
Let's see what this week brought us, shall we.
Still better looking than Sarah Jessica Parker
One of the rare but possible dangers of LASIK eye surgery.
All in favour? OK. The "eyes" have it - that is officially gross
The tragic results of Dufus' attempt to follow the golf pro's advice
"keep your eyes on the ball"
Ha, ha, Nicky, you've actually been reading my blog and keeping up to date on my adventures in golf land. Congratulations. You're hangin' with dufus this week. Waddaya say we traipse on over to the optical store and we can make a spectacle of ourselves?
We Work for Cheese where she and Mike have just redecorated over there. The new design is absolutely eye catching. Don't worry, though. I'm sure you won't end up like our friend up there.