You know I've been gazing at this photo since Thursday and I simply can't figure out if it's the "before" or "after" shot.
Any-hoo, here are our runner-up captioners...
Body Builder Barbie - Recalled for the love of all that is holy.
Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show was kicked off by her two biggest hits.
Nobody ever looked at Gertrude in the eyes and commented on the size of her nose.
And our, ahem, "wiener" this week is a Pause Ponder and Pun aficionado from way back...
If you think that's gross, you should see the size of her penis.