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Silent Blog




Silent blog, oh my God
Noname's gone, and we nod
Round yon Christmas break he snores
Holy shit will he come back for more?
All he wants is some peace
All he wants is some peace.

Silent blog, I don't jest
Bloggers quake 'cause I'll rest
Cut off from the internet star
Mrs. Dufus sings Alleluia
Christ, my readers'll be bored
Christ, my readers'll be bored.

Silent blog, no posts done
A month yeah, I'll be gone
No posts will beam from my holy blog
I'll be too busy drinking grog
Stay tuned for my return
Stay tuned for my return.



Merry (insert appropriate ethnic/religious reference here) everyone. Thanks for stopping in throughout 2010. We'll see you in the new year.

Comments

Nicky said…
Joyeux Noel mon ami et Bonne Année! Hope you have very happy, healthy, and peaceful holidays.
Whitey said…
The Coronas will be placed in the beer fridge with care

There might be some left when you finally get there
00dozo said…
To you and your family, Happy Holidays!!
Anonymous said…
What?

*sad sigh*

Okay, okay. Go and enjoy yourself a Christmas blog-vacay.

From Your Number One Fan,

Mallet-less Quirky
Happy Christmas to you and Mrs. Dufus!

May your days be merry and bright, and may all your blogs come back, alright?

Now, go enjoy some suds with Whitey. See you in the new year.
Leeuna said…
Merry happy jolly Christmas, Dufe. Enjoy. See ya after the holidays.
Anji said…
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, NoName. I really mean that.
Anonymous said…
Have a very Merry Christmas. Thank you for all your very funny, very entertaining posts. Getting to know you and your blog this year has been a treat! - G
Jen said…
Merry Christmas!
Linda Medrano said…
Have a lovely holiday and best wishes for you and yours in the coming year.
Chris said…
Merry Christmas, Dufus.

And I had no idea horses eat burritos.
Ziva said…
Merry Christmas Noname! Enjoy the holidays, and be sure to keep hydrated.
aahhhh..nooooo.I just got here! lol

have a great xmas mr n mrs doofus........yes y'm typing with one finger....
Anonymous said…
Hey you! No seriously, I was lying in bed last night and then something hit me in the head, and it dawned on me - Holy Shit! - I haven't checked on him in awhile!!! A LONG while!!! And then, I had to think. What was that blog again? What was his name? Grumpy Old Man? No...Dirty Old Man? No...Something to do with Clowns? No...Jokester something or other? No. Finally, I gave up, thinking, I'll figure it out sooner or later, when I'm not trying so hard...

So, then, just now, I remembered. :)

It only took me nearly 24 hours, plus what, a year or two?

Glad you're okay. Merry Christmas to me. :)

Ms. Thirty Something
Unknown said…
Merry Chrishankwanzmas!
Kelly said…
I'm just now catching up on my blog stuff after an absence of, I dunno, a week or so.

Here's wishing you a happy, healthy years to come!
Sandra said…
Crap! Not you too. Everyone is going off for the holidays. I don't get it...can't people eat turkey, drink eggnog, and blog?...ok, ok, have a merry whatever is appropriate, see you sooner rather than later I hope.
Blogland feels so sad this time of year...sigh...I thought this was supposed to be the most wonderful time of the fricken year?
Don said…
I echo Sandra's thoughts, but that said,

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone! (And your religious or non-religious day off for celebration or what every you do during this season as well!!)

Hurry back!!

Don
http://exposeyourblog.com
Brilliant poem (as usual, dammit).

Merry Christmas.
Don said…
I echo Sandra's thoughts, but that said,

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone! (And your religious or non-religious day off for celebration or what every you do during this season as well!!)

Hurry back!!

Don
http://exposeyourblog.com
Whitey said…
The Coronas will be placed in the beer fridge with care

There might be some left when you finally get there

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