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Pause Ponder and Pun #63

Waddaya think?

Inspiration for Neil Sedaka, maybe?

Why don't you give it a go.

Check back Saturday to see who be hangin' with dufus.
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Moooooog35 said…
The Marriage Experiment: Day 2.
8 December 2010 at 07:03
Moooooog35 said…
A couple discusses all of Obama's great ideas.
8 December 2010 at 07:04
Moooooog35 said…
..and then the restaurant said they were out of Splenda and Jim's day was ruined.
8 December 2010 at 07:05
ba_hutch said…
Yuri Geller attempts to bend the spoon in Natasha's cup. If successful, he will then attempt to bend Natasha to his will.
8 December 2010 at 07:46
Jon Hanson said…
Listening in to their thoughts:

Him: I knew she shouldn't have ordered the cheese bread. I'm definitely going home alone tonight.

Her: Ok sure, that wasn't very ladylike of me. But everyone farts right?

SD
simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com
8 December 2010 at 08:59
http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said…
How am I going to tell her I'm dating her mother?
8 December 2010 at 09:55
vickilikesfrogs said…
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours...
8 December 2010 at 10:15
Anonymous said…
"I'm sorry, but I really thought this tie went well with this shirt."

"Mmm-hmm. You NEVER listen to me."
8 December 2010 at 10:38
Linda Medrano said…
You caught it off a toilet seat?
8 December 2010 at 13:36
00dozo said…
Damn! I knew I shouldn't have taken that Viagara so early.
8 December 2010 at 17:43
HumorSmith said…
Hmm...a head in the hand is worth two...no, wait. Head in my bed is worth...no. I know! Hey baby, is that a spoon in your cup or are you just glad to see me?

Or:

Dammit! When will I learn not to talk about those little sores on my johnson on the first date?
8 December 2010 at 23:02
MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said…
Tom deperately wanted to have sex with Julie. But he couldn't remember his best lines.
9 December 2010 at 03:29
skeeter said…
Just an average ordinary dinner after 5 years of marriage, isn't it??? Or Am I doing something wrong?
9 December 2010 at 08:17
Anonymous said…
These are all very funny captions! You are going to have a tough job picking one this weekend! - G
9 December 2010 at 10:19
Jeremy from We Took The Bait said…
Trojan -- preventing moments like this one 87 to 94 percent of the time.
9 December 2010 at 11:54
Alexandra said…
Love will keep us together? or breaking up is hard to do?
12 December 2010 at 14:51
HumorSmith said…
Hmm...a head in the hand is worth two...no, wait. Head in my bed is worth...no. I know! Hey baby, is that a spoon in your cup or are you just glad to see me?

Or:

Dammit! When will I learn not to talk about those little sores on my johnson on the first date?
12 May 2011 at 15:02
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