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Pause Ponder and Pun #64 - Christmas Edition

Ho-ho-ho...

Leave your caption of Christmas cheer.

And then we'll see you back here...

Saturday.
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Moooooog35 said…
"Merry Christmas from the Cheneys."
15 December 2010 at 07:03
Moooooog35 said…
..and that's how little Cindy's Xmas wish that her parents get back together never happened.
15 December 2010 at 07:04
Moooooog35 said…
When Jews join the NRA.
15 December 2010 at 07:05
Kimber Leszczuk. said…
Not realizing Jack Skellington had already been subdued, GI Jake was shocked to find he had stopped the real Santa.
15 December 2010 at 07:31
LOTGK said…
Just another average day of the Palins defending America from Russia.
15 December 2010 at 08:22
Whitey said…
"This one's for Grandma!"
15 December 2010 at 08:50
Whitey said…
"You know, I got no issue with good will to men, but when he started talking about spreading peas on Earth ..."
15 December 2010 at 08:52
http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said…
No Virginia, there IS no freakin' Santa Claus.
15 December 2010 at 09:41
http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said…
See mom... I TOLD you I wouldn't shoot my eye out!
15 December 2010 at 09:42
Whitey said…
And so ended Santa's reign as the bag-it and tag-it king.
15 December 2010 at 09:56
Anonymous said…
Sarah Palin strikes again. "I betcha you didn't know that not only is Russia in my backyard, but I see Santa occasionally too."
15 December 2010 at 10:27
Leeuna said…
"That's for coming down my chimney."
15 December 2010 at 11:20
Greg said…
"I told you what I wanted for Christmas old man..."
15 December 2010 at 12:31
Canadian Blend said…
This week on "Sarah Palin's Alaska..."

(Yea, I know. Mine is the third Palin reference.)
15 December 2010 at 15:24
Bluezy said…
Homeland Security-keeping you safe for the Holidays
15 December 2010 at 16:09
00dozo said…
Having been let down by Santa for so many years, Jack decides to finally get his venison.
15 December 2010 at 17:09
00dozo said…
"Good news hon! Santa won't be calling the triplets "Ho's" anymore. Better news is that we're set for venison this winter."
15 December 2010 at 17:12
00dozo said…
dufus: I was about to say that I liked the new template (with the chart-like background), but there it was - gone!
15 December 2010 at 17:17
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Aw, I was just foolin' around. Went back to the old one. Well, the last one anyway.
15 December 2010 at 17:34
Jeremy from We Took The Bait said…
While Tom trudged through the snow toward his minimum-wage job as the Mall Santa, he mistakenly thought that his day couldn't possibly get any worse.
16 December 2010 at 00:02
Whitey said…
Billy-Bob looked down at the drumsticks in front of him and thought, "This just might the Christmas that doesn't stop giving."
16 December 2010 at 15:21
Kimber Leszczuk. said…
"Dude I told you it would pay to train the reindeer. Mrs. Santa totally bought it. Now hurry up - titty bar opens in five."
16 December 2010 at 15:23
Nicky said…
Unfortunately, Santa didn't read the TSA pamphlet's small print regarding what happens if you refuse both scan and pat down.
16 December 2010 at 19:12
Nicky said…
John finally had enough of the "Canadians are sooo polite" crap.
16 December 2010 at 19:18
K A B L O O E Y said…
When Iditerods go bad they go reaaaally bad.
16 December 2010 at 20:48
Whitey said…
Sometimes you have to be careful about who you call Prancer.
17 December 2010 at 22:56
K A B L O O E Y said…
I have to say, I liked Whitey's "Prancer" one best. (But then, what do I know; mine sucked.) But I hate peas, so I'm not all bad.
20 December 2010 at 22:40
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