Call them fractured phrases, silly sayings or idiot idioms. Whatever you call them I had fun thinking them up. I hope you have some fun reading them.
a kettle of fish out of water
a stitch in time saves is a penny earned
roses are red, violets are blue moon, you saw me standing alone
a fool and his money that's what I want
how does it feel to be on your own like a rolling stone gathers no moss
you only live once upon a time in the west
if you love somebody set them free as a bird now, and this bird you'll never change
absence makes the heart of my heart, I love that melody
it ain't over till the fat lady sings went the strings of my heart
we'll cross that bridge over troubled water I will lay me down
a fool at 40 is a fool if you think it's over
a long row to ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas
a watched pot never boil, boil, toil and trouble
about face the music
ace in the hole in one
Achille's heel, boy, heel
Adam's apple of my eye
age before beauty and the beast
leader of the pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
all bets are off to the races
heaven's above the call of duty
all that glitters is not gold diggers
an arm and a leg up
as cold as ice, ice baby
as tired as a doggie in the window
as the crow flies like a banana
asleep at the wheel on the bus goes round and round
at the end of the day-o, daylight come and I wanna go home
a stitch in time saves nine men out
Comments
And I want that fool and his money too!
One complaint: You mixed Foreigner with Vanilla Ice? That's just sooooo wrong!
;-)
(Um... no offense Frank.)
;-)
you had in the coal mine before you let the horse out of the bush. Funny stuff, my friend.
you had in the coal mine before you let the horse out of the bush. Funny stuff, my friend.