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Pause Ponder and Poopy Head

You guys came up with a lot of funny crap this week.  I can't believe how funny you guys are.  You all could get jobs with Hallmark...or Mad Magazine!

For example, Jeremy from We Took The Bait trotted out with:

The perfect head accessory for the person who like to occasionally take their hat, place it in a paper bag, set it on fire, and toss it on their neighbour's doorstep.


Leeuna squeezed one with:

Rumour has it that Sarah Palin has already tossed her hat into the ring for the 2012 presidential election.


Murr Brewster left this deposit:

Please note: the white dog turd chapoo is not available after Labour Day.


And Tgoette passed this one along:

Before Harvey's new hat design became such a smash success, he was just a lonely guy with a Great Dane.


But it was Mike at Too Many Mornings who ripped a winner with:



Tommy greatly preferred being a shithead to being shit-faced, which always left a bad taste in his mouth.




Way to go everyone.  You're all full of shit!  And Mike, you be hangin' with the dufus this week!

By the way, Mike calls himself "MikeWJ" and you can find out why in a fascinating story here.

Comments

Skye said…
Congrats Mike, that is an awesome line :D
Ziva said…
Congrats Mike! You are one funny nut. The honorable mentions were awesome, as well.
00dozo said…
Funny stuff. Congrats MikeWJ.
Don said…
Nice job everyone. That one really threw me.
Malisa said…
From one turd to another, congratulations, Mike! Great caption!
Me-Me King said…
Ha! These are all winners! Great job everyone and congrats to MikeMJ!!!
nonamedufus said…
Skye: Everyone sure brought their A game this week!
nonamedufus said…
Ziva: These get tougher to judge each week.
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Mental Poo? Good one!
nonamedufus said…
Don: Ya gotta mix it up every once and a while!
nonamedufus said…
Malisa: Hosting this caption contest can be a shitty job - but someone's gotta do it.
nonamedufus said…
Me-Me: Mike's a funny guy!
Malisa said…
I woke up this morning with this caption, so I gotta go ahead and put it out there...

"Not to be outdone by the Tea Baggers, the Shit Baggers were protesting irregularity in government."

Whew, now I feel better.
nonamedufus said…
Malisa: If only you'd come up with that earlier this week!
Leeuna said…
Great captions this week. Congratulations Mike.
nonamedufus said…
Leeuna: Yours was one of them. Great honourable mention!
Thanks for the honorable (or, is it honourable? Heh-heh-heh...) mention, dufus! And, congrats, Mike!
nonamedufus said…
Jeremy: Canadians are honourable because we add u.
injaynesworld said…
Kudos, Mike!

Dufus,where do you find this crap?
nonamedufus said…
Jayne: On the "Poop Is Us" website!
Holy shit, NoName, thanks for the award! It's always an honor to be hanging with you, dude. Where you find these pictures, though, really puzzles me. And frightens me.
nonamedufus said…
MikeWJ: Congats, man. When I'm looking for pics I just Google and see what "develops".

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