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Paunch Ponder and Pun

You guys are the funniest people on the internets!  We had some hilarious captions this week.

For example, Jeremy from We Took The Bait gave us...

Yeah... more like Chick-Fil-A magnet...


FreakSmack came up with...

Brandon doesn't know whether to talk to her, or dip her in ranch!


Malisa came up with several captions, including...

Virginia couldn't keep a straight face when Fred asked her to touch his nuggets.


And Skye submitted a couple of captions, among them...

Honest, I was set up!  This was a blind date and OMG I wish I truly were blind!



But Chris@Knucklehead is our winner this week. He had me snorting with...


He's not kidding.  I can't move my fucking arm.



Chris, my man, you be hangin' with the dufus this week.  Congratulations!  Thanks to all for playing the game so well.

Comments

Skye said…
Congrats Chris!
Skye said…
One of these days Mr. Dufus Sir, one of these days, I be hangin' with you :D

Or is it going to be like the bridesmaids? Always an honorable mention, never hangin'? Hehehehee, sorry, couldn't help it, that thought just tickled my funny bone and I had to share!
Nice work, Chris!

And, thanks for the honorable mention, Dufus!

If I'm overstepping the bounds of Interwebs social conduct, please let me know... but, just wanted to put out there that our weekly caption contest will be posted tomorrow.

Hope to see some familiar faces in the mix!
nonamedufus said…
Skye: Here, here.
nonamedufus said…
Skye: One of these days, Skye!
nonamedufus said…
Jeremy: No overstepping at all. Happy to help promote your contest.
CatLadyLarew said…
Way to go Chris!
Me-Me King said…
Congrats to Knucklehead!!!
Leeuna said…
Congrats Chris. Great captioning work. I'm looking forward to the next one. You guys are hilarious.
nonamedufus said…
Me-Me: He's a funny guy!
nonamedufus said…
Leeuna: Hey, you've got to play too next time!
Don said…
Congrats to him, but that picture still nauseates me whenever I see it. I guess there is a match for everyone.
nonamedufus said…
Don: It's the look on the girl that just kills me.
Jingle said…
Good news,
your cheery mood is contagious,
smiles!
Jingle said…
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/15/waiting-for-the-splash-theme-thursday/

Happy Saturday!
In case you want to look at mine,
i appreciate your opinion!
nonamedufus said…
Jingle: Thanks for visiting. I'm glad you like the blog.
"It'll be over soon. At least he used his napkin."
Jingle said…
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/15/waiting-for-the-splash-theme-thursday/

Happy Saturday!
In case you want to look at mine,
i appreciate your opinion!
Nice work, Chris!

And, thanks for the honorable mention, Dufus!

If I'm overstepping the bounds of Interwebs social conduct, please let me know... but, just wanted to put out there that our weekly caption contest will be posted tomorrow.

Hope to see some familiar faces in the mix!

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